Wotcher! This is my first multi chapter one.

Wheezing at Grimauld Place

The Discovery

Sirius chucked the bouncy ball against the wall for what must have been the hundredth time. It made a satisfactory snap against the wall.

Lupin let out a sharp breath as the ball hit the kitchen wall.

Sirius's grin widened. "Doing alright, Moony?" He leaned back in his chair to see Lupin. "Anything interesting happen today?"

"No, Fudge is just being an idiot." He said matter of factly.

Sirius grunted and continued to throw the ball against the wall above the door. They both heard the door open, a loud crash, a few choice words and the shrieking of Mrs. Black.

"SHAPE SHIFTING FREAK! BLOOD TRAITOR! POISIN ON MY FAMILY TRE-" Then she was cut off as Tonks must have pulled the curtains back across.

A whirl of pink hair rolled out of the staircase. Tonks's foot had caught on the last step and sent her somersaulting in. She skidded to a stop, and then hopped up quickly.

Sirius started clapping. "That takes an awful lot of skill." She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Hello, Nymphadora." Lupin said not looking up from his paper.

"Don't. Call. Me. Nymphadora." She hissed at Lupin. Then she turned to Sirius. "And you just shut it."

"I will when you stop tripping over everything." He retorted quickly.

Tonks turned on her heel and walked back to the stairs.

"Where are you going?" Remus asked looking up from the Daily Prophet. "Did Sirius already scare you off?"

"I'm going up to my room to take off these damn robes." She picked at the formal auror robes. "Back in a sec."

She disaperated up to her room rather than braving the stairs.

"Honestly, Moony, if either of us were going to scare her off it would be you." Sirius immediately regretted his choice of words.

"I don't doubt that." Lupin muttered.

"No, mate. It was a joke."

"Yet very true."

"You should know I think Nymphie-"

CRASH!

"What the bloody hell?" They heard Tonks yell.

Sirius raised an eyebrow.

"What do you think happened?" Lupin asked worriedly.

"Knowing her the bloody ceiling probably fell on her or something." Sirius shrugged before hurrying up the stair with Lupin hot on his heels.

They opened the door of Tonks's room and a puff of dust coated them in a fine coat of dust.

"Whatdaya know, the ceiling actually fell on her." Sirius grinned.

"Sirius, not funny." Yelled Tonks from the other end of the room.

"Are you okay?" Lupin asked hastily.

"Perfectly fine. Though I think I bumped my head when I fell downstairs."

Sirius stifled a laugh. "Only you would fall down stair and get hurt, but not get hurt when the ceiling collapses."

Then he and Lupin both pulled out their wands and began to clear the dust.

Once the dust was gone, they both stepped forward.

"So let's see what terrible dark thing attempted to flatten you!" Sirius said cheerily.

They all stepped forward and were met by a large letter W.

Sirius almost barked in excitement.

"What is it?" Tonks asked curiously.

"Weasley's Wizard Wheezes." Lupin said flatty. "The twins must have left them here."

"Do you know what this means?" Sirius was almost bouncing with joy.

"My room's even messier?" Tonks supplied.

"Well, yes, duh…." Then a newfound mischievous glint flashed in his eye. "But think of the possibilities…."

"Oh…Oh!" Tonks now was excited too.

Lupin knew what they were thinking. "I'm going back down stairs."

"Moony doesn't want to play?"

"Uh, no thank you."

"Why not?" Sirius whined.

"Because I'm not getting in trouble." He said simply.

"Please, Remus, for me." Tonks looked up pleadingly.

"Fine." He muttered.

Sirius's evil grin was for multiple reasons: 1. The fact that when Tonks asked Lupin he said yes and 2. Oh the things he could do to Snivilous.

So… how was it? Please review. Anything works for me.

Also please excuse any spelling/ grammar errors. My only beta is spell check. If any one's interested in betaing let me know.

Lots of Love, clutzie-cutie (who has only walked into one wall and has not tripped today…yet)