Title: Since They're Just Stupid Boys..
Pairing: ZoSan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 164
Summary: Because Zoro is a possesive idiot and Sanji is a flirtatious bastard
Disclaimer: not mine, obviously.
a/n: should've finish my other fic instead of writing a new one, but oh whatever…and this fic is unbetaed, so just mind all the grammatical error please. Or maybe you want to beta it for me? grin
Zoro might never admit it to anyone. But yes, he hated it when people staring at the blonde's ass.
And he even more hated it when Sanji deliberately wearing his eye-catching red shirt with his ultra tight black pants on their occasional restocking trips to market.
He considered it natural if Sanji swooning over the ladies. But when the flirty glances were exchanged with any good looking male the blonde saw, it would definitely made Zoro rolled his eyes and snorted. Somewhat pissed off.
The blonde would then turn to him and ask, "What?" indifferently. While Zoro would mutter, "Nothing," and added, "Pervert cook," even inaudibly, before looked away.
"Jealous 'cause I never flirt with you?" teased Sanji then.
"Che, whatever," Zoro would answer defiantly. "I'm the one who get to fuck you anyway." And Sanji would just stare at him matter of factly, and waited, until Zoro grasp the idea.
"Ah!" the swordsman would finally said before plastering a smug grin on his face.