"Gomu-gomu no mop–-"

"NO!"

Luffy blinked up at Sanji, silhouetted in the kitchen doorway. He began again, holding a soapy scrub brush in one outstretched hand.

"Gomu-gomu-–"

"No gomu!"

"Gomu-–"

"I said, no gomu!" Shoe met hat-covered head with a hollow sound.

"Why not?"

"You'll break stuff."

Luffy frowned. He wouldn't break anything! He lowered his voice to whisper, "Gomu-gomu-–"

The words cut off suddenly with a clunk.

"No!" Clunk. "Gomu!" Clunk. "In my kitchen!" Clunk.

Chopper tugged on Vivi's sleeve, wide-eyed. "Are they always like this?"

The princess sighed, shaking her head. "It's just cleaning day."

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Note: "Gomu-gomu" is the way Luffy always phrases his special moves in Japanese. I prefer it to the English translation "gum-gum".