One day, the Bunker was going about as usual, but something seemed a bit off. Things seemed very unsettlingly calm, because Hitler wasn't ranting his ass off. This unusual silence had people in the bunker asking what was going on, during this particular day.
Even Jodl asked, "What's up with Hitler? I objected to his plan, and he didn't yell his ass off at me!"
This unusual silence would all change during dinner, when a few of the bunker found out they were eating mystical catnip that would transform them into hybrids of humans and cats. That was when Hitler realized his food was tainted with catnip.
"Himmler has tainted some people's food.. with an unhealthy dosage of mythical transforming catnip." Hitler read as he continued eating.
Hitler made his inevitable explosion with, "Himmler.. THAT MOTHERFUCKING SNEAK HIMMLER! How the fuck did he allow this.."
Afterwards, Hitler cooled down from his explosion. He demanded a search for Himmler, but as everyone got up, he also demanded a search for Fegelein because of him being another possible source.
In between those 2 events, a general named Burgdorf said, "I really need to take a shit."
Hitler yelled in response, "Then go to the fucking washroom!"
However, Burgdorf didn't feel too well in there, he almost fainted in the washroom and later on, he could feel entities growing out of him. The same would apply to a few other characters in their sleep, including Hitler, as it shook them all awake from the pain of the transformation.
Burgdorf's presumed lover Krebs was amongst those, asking the one next to him, "Hey, Wilhelm.. do you feel.. funny?" Burgdorf nodded in pain, clutching onto the bed for dear life. Krebs began to feel the wave of the painful transformation come into effect, and after the pain, everyone knocked out like a baby.
Soon enough, there was indistinct chattering regarding the incident sprouted from the night before. People demanded answers as to what happened, relentlessly calling others about what they saw. Hitler could only sigh in anger, hoping it was only a twisted nightmare. Unfortunately for him, the questioning was as real as is, and more only came along the way, until he could feel the transformation taking him over. He blacked out from the pain that invaded him, and was down on the count.