A/N: If you have not seen my profile yet, I would like to familiarize you with the term, Vanchanaut. It comes from my friend, Corinne, who said one day as we were walking to school in the sixth grade, "If Darren Shan fans are Shansters, then Vancha fans are Vanchanauts." Ever since that day, we have been calling ourselves Vanchanauts. It wasn't until about a week ago when we established an "official" symbol for Vanchanauts, and we got six more people to join the group. So, if you want to join theoretically, and call yourself a vanchanaut, do so. The symbol for Vanchanautism is on your right hand you hold up your first two fingers, (middle and index) so the back of your hand is facing you. And, Vanchanauts Unite is when two (or more) people do that symbol and touch the pads of their two fingers to the pads of other person's(') two fingers. Now, if that was hard to understand, get over it. :D
Hopefully this will catch on, which I doubt it will, but if it does, I will be one happy son of a fish! A/N end!
Proud to be a Vanchanaut
I'm eighty percent Vancha and twenty percent naut,
So be prepared for that shuriken or big green glob of snot.
Like Santa, he jumps on rooftops and steals cookies from children,
If he found the real Santa he would hunt and kill Blitzen.
A follower of such a man with green hair and purple clothes,
Must be willing to stand there and watch him as he bites the nails of his toes.
No matter how gross the sunburnt man may seem,
Dedicated Vanchanauts can say with pride, "I'm on his team."
WE LOVE YOU, VANCHA! :3
A/N: I don't know where the part about stealing cookies from children came from... I don't think Vancha's that evil... ANYWAY! I hope you enjoyed it and that you decide to become a Vanchanaut as well. It's not really anything official. If you consider yourself a Vanchanaut, then you're a Vanchanaut. Tell me in the comments what you decide to do. :)