A slow day at the Smash Mansion near the volcanic battlefield of Star Fox's Venom stage, where some of the smashers were having pizza in one of the many dining rooms. Yes, it was pizza that Shulk made because he was really feeling it.

"This pizza tastes stale," Waluigi grumbled as he didn't like the bland taste of the badly cooked pizza.

Shulk shrugged as he was in nothing but his swimtrunks since it was too damn hot in the manor. "Well I tried my best. It takes time to make a good pizza, you know?"

Suddenly Bowser broke down the door, roaring angrily as he pointed at Shulk. It was clear that he wasn't a fan of this bad cooking.

"YOU! This pizza sucks!" Bowser snapped as he bellowed flames at Shulk.

"Sheesh," The Monado swordsman remarked as he doused the flames off of him, shulking it off since he was really feeling it. "I did try my-"

"That doesn't mean squat!" Bowser snapped as he grabbed Shulk's underwear and burned them, leaving him naked as Waluigi laughed his head off.

Zero Suit Samus entered The Room, then took a look around as she shrugged. "Just another day," She said as she farted and died of a fart attack.

Everyone laughed.

"There's no way you're ending the story on that." Dry Bowser complained as he and Gruntilda Winkybunion were listening to Arceus telling another of his many stories about the Super Smash Brothers.

Arceus shook his head at Dry Bowser and Gruntilda the witch as he really wanted them to enjoy his tales relating to Smash Bros. "Come on, it was funny."

"It really wasn't." Gruntilda grunted as she was trying to practice her witchcraft after years of relying on mechanics.

Arceus sighed as he rolled his eyes. "Fine you jokers. I'll give this story the pep it clearly needs!"

Shulk and the others were interested in Toadette farting since they were so focused on the gassy mushroom girl, with them being in Melee's green grassy resting area for the All Star mode, with Smash Mouth's classic playing y'know in the background as Shrek was dancing to the beat.

"Gosh, you guys... you really like me being a stinky little girl!" Toadette giggled as she was fanning her bombastic flatulence, her other hand on her growling stomach.

"Well yeah, most of us have a fetish for this!" Pichu giggled as she was eating cheesecake, nodding her head to the beat of Toadette's fart gas.

"You know what they say, better out than in!" Shrek exclaimed as he was keeping his rhythm, not going ogre himself.

Shulk laughed as he then felt his own gut grumble, making him realize that Toadette's flatulent outbursts smelled like pizza. "Hmm... you know what I'm really feeling in the mood for? Pizza!"

"You can't be serious." Waluigi groaned as he was trying to read the newspaper on a nearby bench, shaking his head at Shulk after managing to overhear him over Toadette's farting musical.

"Oh but I am!" Shulk exclaimed as he then used one of his Monado arts to go fast, dashing up to Toadette and picking her up as he smiled at her. "Thank you for your fantastic stinky release, miss! Now I'm really feeling motivated to make the best pizza possible!"

"Golly... I'm honored!" Toadette gasped as she then felt a huge sloppy fart, blushing as she was continuing to let out wet bubbly poots. "...And now I think I need a diaper change..."

Shulk laughed it off as he gently placed the smelly fungi gal down, proceeding to pose as he had his victory theme play triumphantly in the distance. "Then that settles it, then! Let's go and get pizza!"

"Ooh, I'll tag along! Even though I think cheesecake is better!" Pichu spoke up as she released a huge burp after going through all of her cheesecake.

"That's the spirit!" Shulk proclaimed as he then turned to the others, pointing at himself. "How about you guys? You wanna come along?"

Most of the Smashers and non playable characters with a smashing presence all murmured as they looked at each other. Shulk frowned as he then turned to Shrek, who was eating an onion.

"What, laddie?" Shrek responded as he was slowly moving his ogre fingers through the onion's layers. "I already went on a quest... to get my swamp back!"

Shulk sighed as he lowered his arms. "I would really want a meme filled partner to accompany a fellow memer like myself..." His eyes then opened up as he turned to see Waluigi twirling his mustache.

"No. Don't even think about it." Waluigi hissed as he had his eyes sparkle as a means of scaring people away from him.

Shulk frowned as he shook his head, placing his Monado sword behind him as he placed his hands on Waluigi's shoulders. "Come on! Can't you just help out a guy who loves memeing?"

"...you know it's not that positive." Waluigi spoke up as he pushed Shulk's hands off of him.

Shulk shook his head as he clenched his fists. "Think of it this way! If you help me, I'll promise a good favor to Master Hand to make you more likely to join as a fighter!"

"Is it really worth coming into Smash, though?" Pichu spoke up as she pulled out some more cheesecake from within her big ears. "I mean, you get your ass kicked. It's not all that-"

"-Fuck it, I'll do it." Waluigi sighed as he then pulled out his iconic purple tennis racket and smashed everyone except Shulk and Pichu away, clenching it tightly in his palm. "Lets go on this stupid adventure."

"Yay!" Shulk and Pichu exclaimed as they began to hold hands and dance, with Waluigi rolling his eyes as he followed them away from the rest area, with Toadette farting still while Shrek stopped dancing.

"Welp, time for me to go back to my swamp." Shrek pointed out as he went on his way and waved goodbye, saying don't you cry cause he's be back again someday.

"Goodness, at least I don't need a bathroom anymore!" Toadette laughed as she kept on farting, with her only purpose in the story being blatant fetish fuel.