"Now why didn't we think of that before?" Harry said slapping his head. So he grabbed the machine gun and shot Voldemort in the head…then in the balls for good measure.
"No!!! My weakest point! How did you know? AAAAARGH!!!" Voldemort let out a piercing scream and shrank to the ground.
"Hooray! Harry Potter has defeated the dark lord!" The random people who were standing around cheered.
Harry turned to Hermione and said, "I love you Hermione, lets walk off into the sunset while the narrator blabs on and on about happily ever afters." (A/N: Gotta have some Hhr in it!)
And so, the magical world was once again safe thanks to Harry potter. And everyone lived happily ever after.
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A/N: This story is very crappy and in no way says anything about my writing talent. I was bored and needed something to do for two minutes.