Ike was sitting on a table. His palms where closed, his face was concentrating. Ganondorf was sat across to him, leaning back, bored. The two where waiting, there stories had been erased from time, and they where waiting to find out what had happened.

A door exploded into tiny pieces, the true king had arrived, sudowoodo entered the room. Rather than a face of excitement, or his usual cheeky grin, he had a grim face. He had to deliver the bad news today, no banter or jokes, just bad news.

"There gone. Forever."

Ganondorf stopped leaning back, and sighed. "I thought that would be the case, so there was no way to recover them at all?". Sudowoodo sat down as well, and slumped. "Ive checked everywhere, the recovery tab, the other docs, there gone".

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Ike yelled. "Yes Ike, we know you are frustrated, but honestly it was out of our control, it was up to the creator, he decided to delete our stories".

Sudowoodo then leaned back, and looked up, deep in though. But why had there creator forsaken them? Why had he chosen to erase there tales from existance? People loved them, why?

*BANG*

Another door exploded, this time, a new person entered the room. Ike instantly jumped back, in awe, Ganondorf also stood up, in shock and disbelief, sudowoodo spun his head around, to see who could have entered the room to cause such a ruckus.

And there he stood.

Gold chains around his neck, a fistfull of banter and shades that would kill a lesser man. This song started playing watch?v=YYhzCVphiwA

XxSUDOxWOODOxX stood before them. He smiled, "dont worry, im back now. its all going to be ok".

"But what happened to our stories?" Ganon asked

"Sometimes, life throws you strange experiences, and strange circumstances makes you do strange things. Some things happened, some people got hurt, some people found bonds that would last a life time. Point is, real life gets in the way of our internet life sometimes, and sometimes only one can go on, and you have to make a decision, do you keep your internet life, if it would mess up your real life? Or do you keep your real life knowing that the bonds and friends on the internet will be hurt? I made a wrong decision, I had a personal thing come up, and I let it get to me, and it resulted in the death of the fics. I am sorry"

"WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY SON" Ike yelped

"Whats going to happen to my family?" Ganon asked

"How am I going to fuck shit up now?" Sudowoodo queried

A smile came across the creators face. "I made a mistake, and I guess my stupid ass forgot about all you guys reading this shit. I love you mother fuckers, so it looks like were going to have to make some new stories, the past is gone, it fucking sucks, But what can we do other than move forward? Give up? Pussy out? NAW FUCK THAT. US STUPID FUCKERS WHO READ AND WRITE THIS SHIT, WERE GOD DAMN HEROES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKOS WHOS BEEN LIKE "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FICS? WHERE ARE THE STORIES?" I OWE YOU GUYS, THERE GONE, I CANT GET THEM BACK."

He then put his arms around Ganon and Ike "but we can make some more, we have work to do guys. Bitches to fuck and People to hurt. I dunno how its going to work out, but let it be known that we are here."

Sudowoodo shook XxSUDOxWOODOxX's hand. "Lets do it, you're a fucking moron for deleting those fics, but lets do it"

Ganon cracked his knuckles, "there are still some top tiers out there, gotta end em fast".

Ike picked up his sword "SO MY SON IS GONE?"

"Im afraid so Ike, but dont worry we ca-"

Ike swung his massive fuck off sword, and chopped of XxSUDOxWOODOxX's head clean off. His head rolled across the floor, his body slumped to the floor. Ganon and Sudowoodo where in shock.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GIVE ME BACK MY SON"

Ike crasheed through a wall, and ran away somewhere, probably to kill a yoshi.

The end or something idk.

If you have a copy of my old fics, be a babe and send em to me thx