Hey guys! Finally writing the kiss story Rulzu wanted. Well, that she dared them to do. Just get on with it...(New Prussia) Yeah Katie, I want to get this over with. (Mass) Fine! Onto the story!


England listened attentively to the end of Germany's speech on world peace. Just as he wrapped up, there was a commotion outside the conference room.

"I'm sorry, New Priss! I won't sing Gay Bar anymore! Just let go of me!"

"You brought this on yourself! I could've done Rulzu's dare in private!"

"I don't want anything to do with a dare from Rulzu! Let me go!"

All of the nations in the meeting watched the door, slightly worried. Canada sighed at the bickering between the two familiar voices. The door swung open as New Prussia- of course- dragged his cousin- of course- across the room. Everybody was watching them as they slowly made there way to the front of the room.

"Just let me go, New Pri- Prussia! I'll stop bugging you!" The shorter teenager complained, weakly tugging. "Why aren't I as strong as you!?"

"You don't play hockey." New Prussia deadpanned, then addressed the room. "I, sadly, run a blog. And I received a rather... interesting dare the other dare that I must do."

"Hunter, I really thing any dare from Rulzu is a really ba-" Massachusetts said, giving up on resisting when New Prussia pulled him closer. "Hunter, what are doing?!"

"I want everyone to know that I still hate this idiot, and that I will have to wash my mouth later." The Canadian announced. Then he kissed his cousin.

The affect was instantaneous. Tyler freaked out, turning red, and pushed the taller boy away. Hunter gagged, then turned to Massachusetts. "You suck at kissing, y'know? Are you crying?"

The American, was in fact, in tears. "The fuck is wrong with you? That was my first kiss! I hate you!" Tyler sobbed, turning away and running out of the room. New Prussia blinked after him for a second, his rosy cheeks finally returning to their usual paleness, when his father marched up to him.

"Get. In. The. Car." The former nation growled, dragging his son away.

"But Dad-"

"Shut. Up."

The room was silent for a second, then England stood up. "I should probably see if Tyler is alright. Excuse me."

So, uh... yeah. I still hate New Prussia for that.