A Hundred Tales Of Double Dash
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Mario Kart Double Dash is officially ten years old. It's in my humble opinion the best Mario Kart ever, and I really hope that Mario Kart 8 comes close to it, because Mario Kart Wii was pretty damn close, while Mario Kart 7 took a major dump on what made it and every Mario Kart before it good. That aside, enjoy!
Toadette and Dry Bowser were both on the tallest skyscraper in the neon Mushroom City, looking down to see Petey Piranha and King Boo riding on the Parade Kart with Bowser Jr. and Birdo on the Waluigi Racer chasing after them. Toadette sighed as she smiled, holding her hands together behind her back as Dry Bowser looked at her oddly.
"What's up, kid?" Dry Bowser asked as he turned to Toadette.
Toadette smiled as she looked up at Dry Bowser. "Mario Kart Double Dash is ten years old! Isn't that exciting!?" She squealed as her eyes lit up.
"...Riveting." Dry Bowser dryly noted as he placed his right skeletal hand on his skeletal face, his left hand on his right skeletal elbow. "But why would anyone be interested in that? Isn't Double Dash an old game?"
"Well... yeah..." Toadette mumbled as she touched her fingertips together, moving her hands about as she glanced up at Dry Bowser again. "But there's still stuff that's exciting about it!"
"Like what, dare I ask?" Dry Bowser commented as he was not convinced.
Toadette pulled out a pair of binoculars, scouting the entire city as she then placed the binoculars over Dry Bowser's eyes. At the corner turning onto the highway, Petey and King Boo were blasted by a winged spiny blue shell from Bowser Jr. and Birdo, who went trailing past them as Bowser Jr. fired a Bowser Shell back at the two bosses, with then being knocked back as if they were lightweights.
"See? Isn't that something dandy?" Toadette commented as she smiled, giggling as she placed her right arm behind her back.
Dry Bowser scoffed as he rolled his eyes, with him and Toadette continuing to watch the race as Petey and King Boo were struggling to catch up to Birdo and Bowser Jr., who were getting ahead of the two.