A/N: I don't even know what possessed me to write this... I was just in the mood I suppose. I guess the weirdest ideas come to people at 1 in the morning!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. Even though I wish that I did...
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Will and the Eggbeater
"Grell! Where are you?" William shouts as he walks through the cinematic library, "That idiot..." He mumbles as he looks for the Grim Reaper.
Grell had gone and made a big mess of things again when he was meddling with Undertaker while helping Ciel Phantomhive and that demon butler of his. It was bad enough that Angela had infiltrated the library, but to make matters worse Grell was almost completely useless.
Time for another demotion.
Will was not highly amused at searching for the red head, but he supposed that he had to.
"Oh Will, why must you do this to me!" Grell whined as he appeared behind Will.
The tall man gave a sigh as he started to speak in his deep and emotionless voice, "I'm demoting you again. You failed to give respect to Undertaker who is one of the most accomplished ex-Grim Reapers and should be treated as such. You don't even deserve those scissors as weapons, so you will have to make do with these." Will finished and held out a strange contraption.
Grell examined them curiously and then asks, "What is this supposed to be?"
Will sighed and shook his head.
"This is an eggbeater. It is your death scythe; you will regain the scissors once you improve your behaviour and earn them back." He explained in calmly. With that, he walked away and left Grell standing in the middle on the shelves with a confused expression on his face.
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Soon after Grell's demotion, William figured out that this was not going to work.
Really... What kind of a death scythe weapon is an eggbeater?
It wasn't until Grell had tried using it that he found out how useless the weapon was, so he made his way to Will and begged him to give him something else.
"Please!" Grell begged on his hands and knees.
"No." William said stoically.
"What am I going to do? Mix somebody to death!" The Grim Reaper complained.
"You can find a way. Even the most skilled Grim Reaper could beat somebody with an eggbeater."
"Oh come on if Bassy saw this he would be very unimpressed!"
"That's your problem, not mine."
But, eventually, after hours on end of listening to Grell whine and complain about how much he hated the damn thing, Will caved and gave him back his scissors.
"Fine, but if you do one more thing, you will have the eggbeater for the rest of your life- Well, your career as a Grim Reaper!" Will threatened.
Needless to say, Grell appreciated the scissors far more than anyone could imagine.
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A/N: Not my best piece, but I had to cave into my muse.
Reviews are much appreciated ^^