Will and Heather were making out in the kitchen. Will shared that apartment with Johnny it was a dumpy place. One wall was all brick other parts had wall paper coming off and wood showing through. There were beer bottles, old Chinese food containers, some pizza boxes and chip bags all over. There were clothes and books, papers and guitars in the living room. But never the less Will and Heather were making out when Will looked at her
"I have a question that I hope you wont get offended by" he said
"Oh, nice way to start this" she said kissing him
"Are you on drugs? Because that's a lot of holes in your shirt. You're not on crack are you?
"We've been going out for two months and you don't want me to get offened by that? You called me a drug addict
"Well technically I questioned it" he defended
"No I just like this shirt? Are you a drug addict?"
"Does pot count" he said with a laugh and kissed her
"You can't go around kissing people"
"I don't. I thought I would go around kissing you" he said holding onto her waist "Hey, you wanna move in?"
"We've been going out for two months and you want me to move in with you?"
"Sure why not"
"This is a regret waiting to happen" she said wrapping her hands around his neck
"Plus Johnny wont mind. Look at this place it's a fucking mess, mostly Johnny, he eats so much yet he's so skinny where does he put it all?"
"You want me to live here so I can work two jobs and be your maid" she said catching on
"Well..yeah! But I pay you in sex so you can't complain"
"if you want me to move in I'm cleaning this shit hole up"
"Fine" will handed her a plastic bag and was about to leave when Heather cleared her throat
"And where exactly do you think you're going?" she said folding her arms
"I guess I'm helping you aren't I?" Will said turning around
"Yes sir" Heather handed him the garbage bag and they started to clean up. Just then Johnny walked in and saw Will cleaning up. He grabbed the water gun and pointed it at Will
"Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?" Will and Heather turned around "Now I wont shoot if you just put the garbage bag down. Anyone who knows us knows we've worked hard at getting this place the way it is. It takes skill, time and above all talent. So back away now or get wet the choice is yours"
"He's joking right?" Heather said
"Nope" Will said
"It's a water gun what do you two expect to do if someone breaks in? I don't think this will scare them off"
"We sometimes have water fights. Now drop it and no one gets hurt" Johnny said Heather rolled her eyes and went back to cleaning. Johnny sprayed her with the water gun and she screamed"
"In his defense he warned you" Will said
"Heather, I suggest you stop what you're doing or else I'll use this again" Johnny said
"Will if you don't break the news to him I will and it wont be gentle" she threatened
"You're not kicking me out are you?" Johnny asked worried
"No. But there's no need to violence put the gun down and I'll tell you" Will said Johnny squirted Heather one more time
"I'm listening" he said
"What the fuck?" Heather said
"Sorry I got a little trigger happy" Johnny said smiling
"Now, you don't have to move out, but there will be some changes to the house. I asked Heather to move in with us…key word us. So if she is then this place needs to be a little less of a man caveto accommodate our new female friend" Will explained
"Before you say anything, you should know rent will be cheaper with me moving in" Johnny handed Will the water gun and hugged Heather
"Welcome to the family" he said
"Both of you clean up this mess. I'll help, but you two do most of the work. How did you manage live like this?"
"Quite well actually" Johnny said