Authors Note: This is a What if Story. As you can see, Tonks and Remus are alive. I hope you like it! Just so you know, I write Teddy/Lily Luna stories, so I'm not a Victoire/Teddy shipper, but no matter what, a young boy is going to think about girls like this. Yes, Remus is the one in the Santa suit!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause.
Five-year-old Teddy Lupin had something to tell his father. Something really, really big!
The only people he had told were his stuffed wolf and his dog, Moony. (And he was extra sneaky when he told them) He didn't tell Victoire because she was a stupid girl who couldn't keep a secret. Teddy was a good secret keeper, unlike Victoire who couldn't keep her mouth shut.
Flashback
It was two days until Christmas, and Teddy couldn't wait! He had been extra nice too everyone all year, even Victoire who liked to play stupid girl games.
Teddy couldn't sleep, so he decided get a cookie from the kitchen (even though Mummy always told Daddy not to give Teddy to many sweets. Even chocolate! And chocolate was the most amazing stuff in the world!) He knew he had to be very sneaky, because Mummy's have eyes in the back of their heads, but Teddy knew he could do it. He was super sneaky, unlike Victoire who whined and couldn't be quite, even when playing hide and seek!
Teddy, being super sneaky, made his way past his parent's bedroom without any problems. He was at the stairs when he saw it. His Mummy was standing under the magical mistletoe with Father Christmas himself. She got up on her tiptoes (Like she did when she kissed Daddy) and kissed Santa!
Teddy couldn't believe his eyes. He quickly ran back to his room. (But he made sure to be sneaky as well)
He told Moony and his stuffed wolf, Winnie, about what he saw.
"Do you think I should tell Daddy?" He asked Moony. Moony blinked at Teddy.
"You're right, Moony! I have to tell Daddy that Santa was snogging Mummy." With that, the little boy went to bed.
End of Flashback
On Christmas morning, Teddy walked over to where his father sat on the floor and whispered in his ear, "Daddy, I saw Mummy snogging Santa Clause!"
His Daddy smiled at him and said, "Did she now?" Teddy nodded his head, his hair changing colors. His father turned to his Mother and said, "Did you snog Father Christmas, Dora?"
His Mummy blushed and said, "I guess I have a thing for older men." Teddy laughed with his parents. (Even though he didn't know why he was laughing, but he wouldn't tell them that)
I hope you like it. Merry Christmas everyone!