I don't own Fire Emblem Inspired by buddy cop films

Ylisstol

12:30 pm

'I haven't felt this hot in... in … Naga dammit, I can't even finish a … a ... arggghhhh.' Robin thought as he banged his head lightly against his desk. 'I need to get something cold to drink and fast.' Robin stood up and grabbed his badge and put it in his back pocket. Ylissean police officers have had it rough since the notorious Grimleal came to town causing chaos and whatnot. Uniforms aren't normally worn out side of the precinct. Robin was wearing a white tanktop with a light blue unbuttoned short-sleeved shirt over it along with his navy blue driver gloves."I'm going on a food run, any of you guys want anything."

Fredrick, the second in command of Ylisstol's Special Forces Unit, The Shepherds, lifted his head from his crossword puzzle and simply said " Bear Claw." Robin nodded knowing that Fredrick had been trying to find his replacement to Bear Meat Stew. Stahl woke from his nap with the non-sticky side of a sticky note stuck to his face and gave Robin a look letting him know he will eat anything, edible or not. The dispatchers, Sumia and Cordelia both lifted their 32oz lemonades in unison and said that they were good for the moment and returned to their computer screens. Sully was on patrol and Chief Phila was busy with paperwork and shouldn't be disturbed and Chrom was having his day off to meet with Mayor Emmeryn, his sister. 'I should probably ask Henry if he wants something to heat … eat … damn it is so hot.' Robin thought to himself as he walked to the Coroner's lab. 'Thank the gods' The platinum-haired officer stopped walking as Henry walked out of his 'office' , but, something felt odd. He was staring at a photo of someone and from the looks of it he was frowning. "Henry... are you alright man? You look down."

The Coroner shot his head up and smiled instantaneously "Aw hamburgers, Robin, I'm fine. Thanks for asking, Now what can this doctor do for you today?"

"I was heading out for lunch, y'want anything?"

"No thanks, I just had lunch with Kellam, actually. In fact you probably passed by him on your way here." Henry said as he pointed his blood stained glove past Robin.

"Really? I didn't see him. By the way who's that in the picture? An old high-school flame?" Robin asked jokingly.

"Actually, yes it is. Here ya go." Henry chuckled as he handed the photo. The image had Henry with a beautiful pink-haired girl kissing him on the cheek. Robin has obviously seen her before. He then realized who this mystery girl actually was.

"This is … you dated ... Olivia … THE Olivia?!" Robin questioned the coroner. Olivia had just become the the biggest movie star in the country when she starred in ' Make Him Fall for You in a Fortnight'.

" Yup that's her." Henry's grin lowered into a frown. " She left me without saying a goodbye straight to Valm for one of her movies senior year. I haven't seen her since." He said hanging his head. Robin put his hand on Henry's shoulder.

"You'll see each other again, Trust me." Robin said immediately raising the doctors spirits. "I gotta head out now, see ya. " Robin said as he left Henry to go back to work.

The young man in the jail cell quickly stood up and ran to the bars to get Robin's attention as he was about to leave the building.

"Yo Robin, Can you spot me for a pack of gum?" The red-headed 20 year-old man asked gingerly.

"*sigh* Y'know Gaius, Giving you gum defeats the whole purpose of you being here in the first place, does it not? … Wait, why ARE you here?" Robin asked the sugar addict.

Gaius hung his head low. " Tried to take candy from a baby."

The officer just pinched the bridge of his nose in pity. "And what did we learn this time?"

"Babies have hands like vice grips … ooohhh … stealing's bad ?" Gauis answered with his head tilted to the left.

"Good enough, Smart-ass " Robin replied as he took a piece of gum out of his pocket and handed it to the delinquent. "Don't let it happen again, okay man?" In mere seconds, Gaius began to chew peacefully on the cell bed and nodded as a thanks to his friend.

Once Robin got to his car he glanced at the dashboard to see how much gas was in the tank... barely any. Luckily there was a gas station two blocks away from the precinct. 'I wonder what Anna has on sale today?' He thought to himself as he pulled into the lot of the gas station.

"Hello Robin, what are ya getting today?" Anna said giddily like a school girl. He always buys something when he's comes inside. Before Robin could answer, two masked thugs entered with pistols. One goes to the counter and aims towards Anna who just kept smiling as the other thug pointed his pistol at Robin who just sighed throwing his hands up in the air. He had noticed both thugs had Grimleal tattoos on their left hands.

"Open the FUCKING register now, BITCH!" Demanded the counter thug. Anna simply nodded and opened the cash register. Robin knew what to do so he braced himself for some action. The counter thug stopped aiming at Anna and reached over the counter for the money in the register.

" You know, Prices aren't the only I cut." She then pressed the security gate button. The gate sprang from the counter, catching the robber's arm, yanking it up and pretty much crushing it. "GAAAHH FUCK!" He yelped in agony.

"What the SHIT'S going on?" The other thug yelled, turning around leaving room for Robin to catch him off guard. Robin grabbed the man's wrist, twisting it. The gun went off, barely hitting Robin's shoulder. Robin then struck his palm into his adversaries elbow, more than likely shattering it, then slammed his head into a shelf to the right of the aisle they were in. he then kicked the man's gun away from him. The counter thug popped a couple of shots off at Robin, but missed due to the fact of Anna hitting his damaged arm on the other side of the gate with a wrench several times.

Robin dove behind the shelves into cover. Robin looked for something as a distraction as he took his 9mm Handgun out of its holster. He noticed some small fireworks to his left and some lighters on his right. ' Well, THAT'S convenient.' Robin thought to himself as he lit some green smoke fireworks and rolled it down the center aisle. While the thug was distracted, Robin moved quickly down the right aisle, out of sight. He then rushed out of cover, shooting the robber's right arm rendering it absolutely useless.

"L-let us go and you w-will be spared by the Grimleal." The conscious man pleaded.

"That would be tempting … IF you were Grimleal." Robin chuckled, then hissed as Anna was patching him up.

"Of … of course we are Grimleal..." The man stuttered.

"Then why are your tattoos on the wrong hands, huh?"

"... Shit ..." the man sighed.

"Besides, Grimleal don't rob gas stations, they rob..." Robin stopped when he heard his radio to hiss.

"Robin, come in Robin."

"What is it, Cordelia? Over." Robin asked.

"There's a bank robbery at the Y.N.B"

"On my way, over and out." Robin replied as he stood up. He looked at the injured man and simply said. "They rob banks."