First fanfic and its not a self-insert for those who where wondering. Well at least the main characters not an SI just a OC/SI hybrid but enough talking on to the story that I own nothing of except for the OC's which are only a few charters so yeah don't own Naruto.

Death wasn't pleasant. It was in fact the worse experience I've felt in my (previous) life. It had been painful as being shot usually is while bleeding out had been the worse part of it. But it even that failed to compare to the depths of hell. I wasn't surprised to be here I'm more surprised that it's worse than I thought. I was tied to a stake and with hellfire nipping at my flesh. It was painful. Almost unbearably so. The fire felt like it was burning my insides while the pain never seemed to go away. It didn't dull nor intensify it was just constant. It was being to drive me crazy. Well crazier than I was before. Then it stopped. No more madding agony it was just me laying it a black good that seemed to be infinitely large. I moved my arms in what felt like decades but could have been minutes. Time isn't really a concept in hell.

"It seemed the summing ritual was a success."

I turned my head to stare at an impossible ancient old man. His skin was an alien color being gray and the horns coming out hid head greatly helped that image. But his voice clicked something in my mind a long-buried memory.

"You're the fucking sage of six paths." My about didn't even seem to faze him.

"I see your familiar with me it will make this easier." His voice was calm and indifferent.

How? Did I lose my mind while I was festering in hell? But why him? I had only watched the show with my kids and i didn't even watch the first one just skipped to what I considered the best parts. Enough to where I would be able to keep up with them but not enough to where I could list every detail.

"You are not crazy, Mr. Moon." His voice shook me out of my thoughts.

"Please call me David Mr. Moons my father."

It was natural the words that left my mouth on there own. I had repeated that so many times its become muscle memory at this point.

"Well David I have a deal for you that could get you out of hell."

"What is it?"

I was eager to leave that hell (literally) hole behind me. It was what I deserved but not what I wanted.

"Someone from your world was reborn with a minor hiccup, her memory where left intact."

I blinked. That sounds like the premise of one if those fanfics my daughter loved to write (I miss them so much the thought leaving a burning feeling in my heart).

"And what do you want me to do about that?"

"I need someone from outside this world to stop her, if she was to be killed by someone in this dimension, she would simply be reborn again with the same problem."

"So, you need me to kill her. No wonder you grabbed a soul from hell, nobody upstairs would be able to do it"

It made sense get a soul that's already dammed and corrupt who's willing to end a life. A smart play.

"Exactly my point David, in return I could give you the chance to live with your children in the after life."

Damn. He knows me well. I see why he choose me so many ways to manipulate me and I was just desperate enough to take anyone of them. Add on my experience with killing from my time being a dirty cop and you got the perfect low budget hitman.

"Well it's a deal then Mr. Sage, when do I start?" Might as well yet this over with.

"As soon as possible, do you have any questions before you are sent?"

"Well three actually." I watched to sage rise an eyebrow at that clearly not expecting that but to be honest there all equally important to know.

"Please ask away I will answer them to the best of my abilities."

"Number one, what has she done?" I needed to know that at least. It would be easier on my condense if I knew she was a murderer or something.

"She plans on radically changing the timeline for the short-term benefits, she believes my saving everyone from there tragedies she can create a better future when all she is doing is dooming them."

So, he wants me to kill her cause she's saving people? That's going to be a real hit to my condense. I'll still do it of course anything to see my little girls. I heard the sage sigh clearly exaggerated by my lack of understanding of his reasons.

"Then let me show you the fate of the world she wants to create" As the words leave his mouth the truth-seeking orbs begin to hover behind him. Suddenly my vision is filled with images of war, war that grows fiercer and more destructive than the last. With no common enemy and with the reincarnation of Asura and Indra being in no position to stop it the wars never end with peace becoming a long-forgotten concept. As suddenly as they started the visions stopped leaving me in a cold sweat.

"You see, now don't you?" His voice was still calm as if he didn't just show me thousands of years of war.

"Yes, I see now why she needs to die but on to my second question where is she?" That's very important being what village she's in meaning how hard it would be to find her (Konohagakure and Kirigakure being the hardest).

"She current residing in Konoha where she will soon become a genin." Seems the sage has been keeping tabs on her. Good. It'll make my job easier.

"And my final question, do I get any special abilities to go in with?" I need to know that at least. What if I had the sharingan or rinnegan and I didn't know. But it seemed my worry was unneeded as my question.

"If those where your last questions David?" I nodded my head to confirming that those where my only questions "Then I wish you good luck on your journey."

I watched as the truth-seeking orbs floated in a lazy circle around me each one glowing with purple energy. I turned and gave one last smile to the sage honestly happy for the chance to see my little girls again. That was until all six of the orbs stabbed into my right arm. I had no time to scream before my vision was filled with black and I left the world of the conscious.