A Ninja Must Know When He Is Wrong And Has Made A Mistake. Said the Nomicon in front of my face, in a blue text.
"What the juice? Okay Nomicon I know when I'm wrong, and I know when I've made a mistake. And I've fixed my mistakes, and I have admitted when I was wrong. So what the juice Nomicon, why did you suck me in here?" I asked the Nomicon. The Nomicon has been sucking me in and out of it all week; this is the sixth time today!
The Ninja Must Never Ask Stupid Questions When Being Taught A Lesson.
"Okay, I'm sorry Nomicon, you're right. I shouldn't of had gone off on you like that, do you forgive me?" As I ask my teacher if he forgives me, I am sucked out of him and poofed back into reality in the same old bathroom stall.
"Fine! Be that way, you just told me a ninja must admit when he is wrong, and has made a mistake. And I just fixed both!" I throw the Nomicon back into my book bag and storm out of the bathroom where Howard is right at the door waiting for me.
"Sooo, hey how'd it go this time? Did it tell you another one of those random quotes that always has a life lesson in it? Or what?" Howard never liked the Nomicon, I could never figure out why. Whenever Howard and me are hanging out, sometime the Nomicon will glow red and Howard will kind of just flip out a little.
"What do you think buddy? That it had a tea party with me while I was in there?" I ask sarcastically.
"No Cunningham, why would I think that would've happened? You know you're acting almost as strange as the book, are you okay Cunningham?" My best bro asked, with a very concerned look on his face.
There actually was something bothering me, there hasn't been a single incident in over two weeks now. No robo apes from McFist, no stanked students. Nothing. I was beginning to get worried that McFist was planning something bad. Maybe that's why the Nomicon has been sucking me in and out of reality. It's trying to prepare me! But I can't tell Howard. At least not yet. When I know he's ready. I'll tell him.
"Yeah, I'm totally fine. In fact, you know what buddy, after school my place, Grave Puncher, all weekend, me and you, no ninja business!" At least I hope there wouldn't be any ninja business. This will make Howard know for sure I'm okay if I can just make it through the weekend with no ninja drama. Then when the weekend is all over, Howard won't suspect a thing!
"Wow, really Cunningham!? All weekend playing Grave Puncher with my best bro! That is sooo BRUCE!" I was surprised on seeing how excited Howard was to play Grave Puncher with me. I mean, we play it every day. I guess that I really haven't been hanging out with my best bro as much as I should be. I guess this will be nice for Howard, a whole weekend playing Grave Puncher with his best friend. I mean I do NNS on occasion so I guess I can pack up the ninja suit for just a weekend.
Sixth period bell goes off. Lunch. Howard's favorite time of the day. "Ugh, it's a bout time. I'm starving. You coming Cunningham?"
"Yeah, lets go."