GARTH: HUNTER SLASH SEX GOD

by SupernaturallyEgocentric

And another challenge bites the dust! mb64 gave me the challenge words train, condition, notify and fallacy. (FALLACY? REALLY?) Well, here you go. And if the title isn't enough to make you want to read this thing, I give up! Rated for some sexual content. Way light, I assure you.

"So who told you 'bout the haunted train?" Basco slurred drunkenly.

"Stripper in Duluth." Garth drained the last of his wine cooler. "Xenia. She worked with a snake. She was in excellent condition."

"Man, I hate snakes."

"It was worth it. She was way bendy. Not as bendy as Charlene in Baton Rouge, but she does this thing with her tongue – hey, did you know that during orgasm it takes less than a second for your brain to notify your – "

"Dude!" Basco whooped. "Gettin' some action!"

Garth smiled smugly. "It's a total fallacy that skinny geeks never get laid."