The Hokee-Pokee-Ball Ball
I think this is one of my better stories
It's obviously a spoof on Pokemon
Have reading it because I had fun writing it
It's a new dawn in Pokemon catching technology. The scientists have created a new invention henceforth known as the "Hokee-Pokee-Ball". It will supposedly catch any Pokemon at any given time. When asked how it is different then a masterball the developers simply said, "We don't have a problem" and proceeded to run into walls. God knows what medicine they forgot too take. The tester of this new technology is Steve Ketchum Ash's cousin who was found in a basement playing Runescape for 13 years straight (he's still only at level. 5 the loser) We now take you to a live test site for this new technology for a new experience.
"Ok Steve there is a Pichu in front of you try to catch it!" the director yelled. "Ok guys but after this will u be my friends?" Steve asked in his nasally voice that would make a deaf old guy punch him in the face. "Yeah sure just throw it?" the director responded "Ok guys!" Steve yelled
Steve proceeded to throw the ball at Pichu but Pichu smacked it away. "Come Pichu get in the stupid ball!" Steve tried to throw the ball again but Pichu just smacked it away again. "Ok that's it GET IN THE FREAKIN BALL!" Now thoroughly pissed threw the ball hard at Pichu and hit it in the head.
"Alright buddy! You're going to stop throwing that stupid ball at my head NOW!" Pichu shouted. "Wait you're not supposed to-"Steve stammered "Talk? Yeah but you know what I'm not supposed to do this either!" Pichu then pulled an AK-47 and proceeded to shoot the ever loving crap outta Steve.
"YEA WAT NOW!" click "Damn outta ammo."
"Does that mean you're done hurting me?" Steve gurgled from the ground
"YOU WISH!" Pichu yelled as he proceeded to beat the hell outta Steve with the AK-47.
"OH GOD! MY LEG! NO MY ARM SHOULDN'T BEND LIKE THAT!" Steve yelled. (He's in pain in case you couldn't tell XD)
"IF I EVER GET HIT WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THESE AGAIN!" Pichu said as he threw the Hokee-Pokee-Ball at Steve's head, "I'LL Hunt you down and Beat the crap outta you again"
Pichu hops on a motor cycle and rides away while smashing mailboxes
"I don't want to be a Pokemon trainer anymore…" Steve whined.
END
Well what did you think?
I thought it was good…but I wrote it so whatever.
More stories too come…eventually