One day Legolas realized that he needed new shoes. "Oh my God!" he exclaimed with horror. "I've worn these shoes for THREE WHOLE HOURS!" With that he rode his mustang (get it? Car? Horse? Whatever.) straight to Payless. He asked the clerk at the front counter, "Do you have any petite, extra-small, light-green gym shoes with funky plastic soles?" The clerk said, "I don't think so. Sorry." As he was walking out of Payless with a major Prince-of-Mirkwood pout, he ran into Gimli. Gimli was wearing petite, extra-small, light- green gym shoes with funky plastic soles! They fell in love (or at least Legolas fell in love with his shoes) and they sailed off to the Gay Havens.