souda kazochi was walkign along the beach like / "well dang i dont even like bteahces taht much. why isnt there a fuckin bike ship
*shop" he said
he was anger so he went to sidewalk and layed down and started to cry

MEANNWHILE

gunsdam tanaka was at the farm. "haha. animal" he was so happy. he layed down and laughed about animals but then he started cruying
because he had 0 friends
he got up and almost started cryign but he didnt beacuse he was too cool for that. he decided to take a walk with his hamsters

kazukichi was mostly done crying and he was just whimpering now and his face was hot because the sidewalk was hot and his face was
on the sidewa,k
he heard a realyl deep voice it soudned like gundams. it was gundams voice and he heard "do you think steve jobs has ever eaten bird
seed once? i mean i have eaten bird seed once i had to try it i mean everyone does at one point dont they? i cant be wrong because
thats illegal"
souda was congfused about waht gundam was talking about because he can only hear out of one ear due to being around very loud sounds
and now hes deaf in his left ear because a thing happened
he got up off the sidewalk and his face hurt. his contacts were falling out of his eye (only his right eye)

"oh it is you, the . the" gundam say
souda looked at him "youre gay" he said and galred at him. he didnt like gundam he thought he was dumb. i mean yea he had an ass
that dont quit but that doesnt matter. u know what else doesnt matter? his cute teeth. god. theyre like hamster teeth. wtf tahts so
cute. NO! NO . gundam is ugly. ugly. LAME! LOSER. cute dork. NO
souda was muttering all that under his breath and gundam was looking at him "are you alright" he asked
souda said "no im having a crisis" he said
"a crisis of faith?: gundam ask
souda tried to say no but gundam kept tlaking
"have you accepted gundam tanaka as your lord and savior"
"gundam no"
'I am going to become a god
'stop
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'GUNDAM"" KAZUICHI SHOUT
gundam look at kazuchi. look at hair look at eye. eye face. nose
soda say. "no. im having a romatnci crisis. i cant ttell if youre cute or not" then he GASP "OH YM GO D DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
fuck"
gundam gaSPED! HE WAS LIKE. OH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IT IS THERE
IT IS AAAAAAAAAAA! A AA
(he has a big gay crush on souda)
he sayd..."souda ...if it he;lps your probably dumb brain. i think you are cute."
souda GAPSED SO LOUD THAT HE STARTED CHOKING
gundam patted him on the back
souda started breahting and he say
gundam i like u
then they maked out