AN: Here's Draco's song to Harry mocking and teasing him about how he can never get a girl
and how he's got no 'good' friends. Sweet kid, huh? It's a bit rough, so--sorry.
The wording can be tricky at times, so accent words on that syllable when they're capitalized, kapeesh? Here goes:
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You Don't Amount (borrowed from Disney's Pocahontas 'Colors of the Wind')
You think I'm an ignorant pureblood
And Potter you're so famous
I guess it must be so -
But still I cannot see, If the lesser man -
Is me -
Why'd PA-til steer the dance with you in tow?
Well, I know...
You think you own whatever land you land on
You steal the show in quidditch, every game
But I can see past all the hocus-pocus
Without that scar, no one'd even know your name
I know the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like me
Well sorry Potter you just aren't one of them
Girls are blind, to you Potter can't you see?
Chorus: Have you ever been so charming, that a poor girl swooned?
And sorry Potty, Creevy doesn't count
Your attractiveness outdoes that - of an old prune
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
Remember ickle Weasley strangling chickens-
The only other one who is your fan?
To you though she's a sultry little vixen;
Can't you see her playing every sort of man?
You treat those horrid Weasley's like you're brothers
That filthy mudblood Granger is your friend
Your lack of proper CON-nections is painful
Will this shame, will this treason never end?
Oh - I can just see it all now
Weasley's mother cow, giving you a home
Still, you've never been so charming that a poor girl swooned
Surprisingly CREEvy still doesn't count
Your attractiveness outdoes that - of an old prune
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
You can own the school and still
All you'll own are stones until - You can see -
That next to me, you don't amount
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~Taigurl
and how he's got no 'good' friends. Sweet kid, huh? It's a bit rough, so--sorry.
The wording can be tricky at times, so accent words on that syllable when they're capitalized, kapeesh? Here goes:
-
You Don't Amount (borrowed from Disney's Pocahontas 'Colors of the Wind')
You think I'm an ignorant pureblood
And Potter you're so famous
I guess it must be so -
But still I cannot see, If the lesser man -
Is me -
Why'd PA-til steer the dance with you in tow?
Well, I know...
You think you own whatever land you land on
You steal the show in quidditch, every game
But I can see past all the hocus-pocus
Without that scar, no one'd even know your name
I know the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like me
Well sorry Potter you just aren't one of them
Girls are blind, to you Potter can't you see?
Chorus: Have you ever been so charming, that a poor girl swooned?
And sorry Potty, Creevy doesn't count
Your attractiveness outdoes that - of an old prune
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
Remember ickle Weasley strangling chickens-
The only other one who is your fan?
To you though she's a sultry little vixen;
Can't you see her playing every sort of man?
You treat those horrid Weasley's like you're brothers
That filthy mudblood Granger is your friend
Your lack of proper CON-nections is painful
Will this shame, will this treason never end?
Oh - I can just see it all now
Weasley's mother cow, giving you a home
Still, you've never been so charming that a poor girl swooned
Surprisingly CREEvy still doesn't count
Your attractiveness outdoes that - of an old prune
Can't you see that next to me you don't amount?
You can own the school and still
All you'll own are stones until - You can see -
That next to me, you don't amount
-
~Taigurl