A text conversation between BBC's Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from the show "Sherlock". I don't own. Its signed with their initials. I wrote this as a school assignment. I had to use all the vocabulary that the teacher gave me.
John we need milk. –SH
Sherlock, you can get it yourself. I'm at work. –JW
You know how I abhor public shopping centers. They are overflowing with dull idiots. –SH
You are such a misanthrope. You have to interact with the world sometime. -JW
No. It is illogical to intentionally create unwanted situations. Conclusion, you will abdicate and go shopping when you want milk. -SH
Supercilious jerk. -JW
A well placed observation, John. You are truly acumen. Though, I was hoping you wouldn't resort to stating the obvious. -SH
You should really change the password to your computer. –SH
We still need milk. -SH
I just changed it before I left for work. –JW
It seems you have. Though superseding your social security number with your date of birth does not qualify as a sufficient change. You used something similar last Wednesday. –SH
I am truly sorry that hacking into my personal property has lost its thrill. -JW
I hope you can hear the acrimonious tone through text. –JW
John why are you friends with a miscreant on Face Book? –SH
What are you talking about? All of the people on there are at least decent people. -JW
And get off of my computer! -JW
Never mind, it was only a misnomer. I thought you were friends with my brother Mycroft. Turns out you are friends with a person named "My cat" –SH
I'm glad that that's cleared up. -JW
We are in need of milk. -SH
Hang on; I bought some just two days ago. What happened to it? -JW
The eyeballs I put in the milk may have created an acrid taste. I am unwilling to test that theory myself. -SH
All right then. -JW
I know its short, I may continue. It might stay a one-shot though. Depends on if I find something interesting for them to talk about. :)
What's something you want to see them talk about?