~Bat Man goes to visit the Magic Schoolbus~
One day, batman was in the bathroom masterbatin to pron, and thnen he clicked on an advertizement that led him to a fishy website that said "Batman needed to visit the magic shcool bus school! Will pay you $100 an hour!" so then batman stoped jacking off, and zipped up his bat pants. "Butler! come hither quickestly!" then the bat-butler came to the bathroom. "oh my," said Alfred as he blushed and covered bruce wayner's meat with a napkin. "put osme clothes on my dear fellow!" so then batman zipped up his batpants. "MAKe me an bat sandwhich butler, im going to the magic school buss school!" said batman. then he climbed into the batcave, and got into his batmobile. Then his bat butler gabve him his bat sandwhich as requested, and he started to drive. "OUCH!" said alofred as batman ran over his toes. "oh sorry butler, I did not see you their." said batman. then he drove super fast and flew out of the batcave.
Meantime, in ms frizzles' class. "Pay attention class! today we are having a very special guest? can anybody geuss who it is?" Ralphie grabbed his weanis and said, "hjow about the icre cream man who gives us ice cream? "no, he is not coming to this school ever again," siad mrs. frizzle sadly. " im afraid that he was arrest on grounds of child molestashin and was given the death penalty." aww said ralphie boringly. "ooh ooh opick me! said kasha." no, said ms frizzle, "my classroom is to ethnicaly diverse for you to have a turn today. just kidding. but not. "really tho, your substiture teacher for today is going to be not other than…" but that was all that she got out, cuz with a burst of testosteroney, batmans batmobile crashed through the wall. everybod cheered loudly, and the masked crusaider popped out of the batmobile. "HEY everyone, siad batman. "I'm BATMAN!" then some music started playing in the background, and he started punching holes in the wall. "yeah bitches, thats how you kick ass!" then he ate his batsandwich. "so any questions?" Dorothy anne said "according to my reserch, you are batman!" said batman, "thou artest correct!" then he whipped out his batdick and said, "anybody know what this is for?" then feebe said timidly "is that your peniz?" "ILL tell you what is it!" shouted batman. "I'm hgoin to fuck your teacher!1 RAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" then he tore off mrs frizzles clothes and starting to fuck her ass without any lubrication at all. "hrey batman cut it out!" said ms frizzle, "there's childrens present!" "that ok" sed batman. "This arteth a sex educational class! so does anybody now what to do when a bich keeps telling you thinkgs that you don't wanna hear?" ooh pick me said carlos. "yes, I pick you carlos!" said batman emphatically. "you hafta stick yer weenies inside of her mouth rite?" "WRONG!" said batman. "you have to kill her n then she will stop nagging you." of course batman was just kidding, cuz that is sick, but the kids didn't know that he was just kidding. "lol I was just kidding" said batman, but then mrs. frizzle started to nag him. In fact, she was nagging him so much that his sex was no longer pleasurable. "lol I was just kidding kids, I am really going to kill her!" then he grabbed his bat spear, and stabbed misses frizzle in the gallbladder. "Et tu batman?" said mrs frizzle as she slumped to the ground in death. "What haveth I done?" asked batman as he forlorningly cast his gaze heavenwerds. then he started to get blue ball, so he decided he should probably go home and finish jacking off to porn. "well kids, it haseth been funeth!" said batman. "Now I ameth offeth to go to my secret batcave, pasta la bista!" then he spread out his bat wings and flew into the sky. the kids watched him shadow fade into the baetiful sky as the black night flew away.