Colin Creevey smiled as he thought of how happy Harry Potter would be to see that he, Colin Creevey, had risked being out of bed to bring him the most succulent grapes from supper. As Colin skipped happily down the stairs, he heard voices whispering ahead of him. One said to the other,
"Albus, you really ought to be more careful. Honestly, do you want the whole school knowing about us?" Who's Albus? Thought Colin. Since he had been to busy imagining Harry Potter naked (A/N: In here, Colin Creevey is gay. How else do you explain his fascination with Harry Potter? Did he ever have a girlfriend? No.) during the Start-Of-Term Feast, he had failed to notice the Headmaster's first name was Albus. Albus replied to the female voice,
"Now my dear Minerva, one little scream won't make the whole school automatically assume that it's us enjoying ourselves. If anything else, we can blame it on Peeves being the poltergeist." Minerva? Thought Colin. That one he most definitely recognized as his Transfiguration professor. There was a light laugh, and Minerva asked,
"Why do you even keep him around?" Colin could hear a smile in Albus's voice as he said,
"Why, who else are we to blame for all those midnight scuffles people hear?" Minerva laughed and said,
"Point taken. Still, you need to watch yourself." Without any warning, the two voices rounded the corner, and they immediately engaged in a passionate snog session. Colin couldn't believe his eyes. The Transfiguration teacher and the Headmaster engaging in a snog session? Silently, Colin attempted to pull his camera up to get a picture for The Daily Prophet. The small snick! as the camera took a picture alerted the Professors to his presence. As soon as they turned to look at Colin, something moved behind them. Colin tried using the zoom on his camera to get a better look at it, but found that he was immediately Petrified. Albus and Minerva stared at each other, and immediately took him to the Hospital Wing.
After they left the Hospital, they immediately turned to debating what had Petrified Colin: The monster, or the shock of seeing them together.
"But Albus, how would you have reacted if you had caught Armando snogging one of your teachers?" Albus shrugged and said,
"Well, I probably would have run screaming off the Astronomy Tower, not just stood there watching. I'm telling you Minerva, it was the monster." Minerva shrugged and kissed him good-night. She entered her rooms, secretly laughing at the scandal that would have occurred if the camera hadn't burned. It was rather amusing to picture.