It isn't America's fault that G8 meetings are usually terribly boring.
Make that damn bloody boring.
America's eyebrow twitches as he wonders how England's voice seems to have crept into his mind and shrugs it off as he continues staring into space while Russia goes on and on about something... Something... What something? He frowns as his eyes sweep across the room - the rest of the nations are either busy frolicking in the land of Nod or are making their way there for a vacation of some sort - and his gaze settles on Russia again, who is, very clearly...
Wait. Did he just say that he was better than America?
America stands up suddenly and his chair falls to the ground. He looks straight at Russia and lifts his head up high. Italy looks up sleepily, wondering what on earth is happening while France cancels his vacation at the land of Nod and sits up, preparing to enjoy the show.
"Anything you can do I can do better," America declares, interrupting Russia in mid sentence. "I can do anything better than you."
Russia gapes at him, before regaining his composure. His eyes narrow.
By now, the rest of the nations have returned from their vacations, most noticeably Japan, who has stealthily set up some recording equipment. With a grin, he presses the 'record' button and leans back in his seat.
"No you can't," Russia retorts.
"Yes I can!" America huffs, visibly annoyed.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can! Yes I can!"
England wonders where the knowledge from the etiquette lessons he gave America as a child went. Down the drain, probably. Germany and Canada stare at America and Russia, horrified. Italy merely raises an eyebrow, going "Ve?" and France tries desperately to suppress his urge to laugh.
Japan, on the other hand, has a maniacal grin spreading across his face.
Things are going to get very, very interesting.
a/n: for the kink meme. i think we all know where this is going lol. anyway, review?