Midnight Snack – NicoB's Quest For The True Hope Bagel

A story by MrLine, inspired by NicoB.

Standing there were a white haired boy and an old man with a gavel. It looked like they were in a bakery of some sort. As I looked through the shop I saw lots of bagels and turkey sandwiches; were they on sale? That would explain the 'BAGEL BONUS' and 'SANDWICH SALES' signs. While I was thinking this, the boy suddenly started talking and some catchy tune started playing:

'Hello there dear viewers! Are you ready for some one on one hot tasty action? I sure hope so! Me and Udgey sure are! Right, Udgey? Riiiiight?'

'My beloved Komaeda, I am ready to pass judgement on each and every bagel that finds its way to me!'

'Hahahaha, splendid! Now will you judge my massive hope?'

'Always, Komaeda, always…'

The two walked away, still talking about what appeared to be food, and then everything went black.

Nico stared at his TV, utterly baffled. The darkness in front of him didn't answer anything. How could this be? The Midnight Channel should have dissapeared after he and his comrades defeated Megatron and the army of Eager Beavers. Was Megatron still alive in some inhumane way? Had Megatron nothing to do with this at all? Was Chihiro actually a boy?

''SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'' The sound of Nico's ringtone filled the room. Nico picked up after a few seconds, already knowing who it was at the other end of the call.

?: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' he heard in a twisted Mickey Mouse voice.

Monokuma: 'NICO, THAT LITTLE F*CKER TRIED TO FILL EVERYONE WITH HOPE! I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! WHERE MY SPEARS OF GUNGNIR AT?! I'LL THROW THEM STRAIGHT AT HIM! GET IT? STRAIGHT, CUZ HE BONES THAT OLD GU-'

Nico: 'Calm down, please! It's guy love, alright?... But I agree with you, we need to do something about this. Let's meet up tomorrow at that one place with that one catchy song that that one person always sings to, 'kay?'

Monokuma: 'ALRIGHT THEN, GEEZ'

He hung up very sudden and not much later Nico was drifting into the unconsciousness.

THE 2ND DAY (DOOM IS COMING)

MARCH 12, 10:00 AM

JUNES

TABLE NO. 2

So there they all were, sitting at a Junes table, sipping on some mama's milk:

NicoB, Monokuma, The Picky Penguins and The Horny Rangers.

Except one person was missing. The one who was always rambling about the same things, the one who got annoying REALLY fast, the who one was a yellow fruit. Komaeda.

He had been thrown into the TV. That was the only logical conclusion. But how? By whom? They gathered here today to find an answer to those questions.

Seven: 'My Samuel L. Jackson insticts tell me that the one who threw him in the TV must be the real culprit! Megatron must've been working under him!'

Morishige: 'Yes, Megatron(!) was just a red herring! Screw you, Atlus! MEEEEEH!'

Sigma: 'But let's sum up some facts here. They were in a bakery, right? And there was this old guy with with him, right?'

Maya: 'THE YAOI!'

Nico: '…. But who was he? How are we gonna search for them in the TV world if we don't even know who this grandpa actually is?'

Picky Penguin Fangirl: ''Ooooh Nico you're so smart! If you weren't here, nobody would have-''

HOLD IT!

A loud voice reached their ears. As everyone looked where it came from, some poser in a blue suit walked up to them with his finger pointing straight forward.

?: ''I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney, and I know some things about the old ignorant one that I am under the impression of you do not know.''

Maya: 'N-N-Nick! You're alive! My god!'

Phoenix: ''Of course I am! I was just taking a dump! Didn't you hear?''

Maya: 'B-B-But I thought that was Nico's cellphone going off….'

Seven: 'Quit the crap and get to the facts, son!'

Phoenix: ''Well, he loves turkey sandwiches. He eats them every day. For breakfast, for lunch, hell, even for dinner; he just doesn't care. For him, turkey sandwiches are love, turkey sandwiches are life. That should be enough info.'

Nico: 'Alright. Thanks, spiky guy! We should be able to find them now!'

Monokuma: 'OOOOH I AM SO FRICKING PUMPED! LET'S FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!'

Sigma: '...right.'

They decided to enter the TV world, and as soon as they did that they saw Hagakure standing there, as usual. Phoenix gave him the information, and Hagakure began looking into his crystal ball (after a small fee, of course).

Hagakure: 'Hey, dude! I can see their location! Haha, let's go!'

Walking in a line they followed Hagakure (with Blue Flare obviously being first in line), and eventually they saw it.

The place they heard so much about.

The place that would fill you with hope.

The place where all your dreams would come true.

The place where excitement meets with pure enjoyment.

The promised land…

P.F. CHANGS

TO BE CONTINUED

(Tuh duh duh duh duh)