Authors Note- First HALO Fan fiction so enjoy
The plot is the answering the best question ever. What is the oldest meme (Neither AU or canon)
"Johnson, watch that door, if anything moves, shoot it." A feminine voice says from one of the armored figures. "Yes commander." Replies the male. The two Spartan III's get in position covering their entrance. At that moment a 7 foot beast of a human walks in, an Assault Rifle at the ready. He wore all green titanium armor and had a reflective orange visor making him look like an emotionless killing machine. If you haven't guessed it yet, this man is the legendary Master Chief (or John). "Jesus Chief, give us warning before you come waltzing in. How did you even finish your security sweep so fast." John doesn't reply. He does't lowers his defense and gets ready in the case that they get ambushed. "Chief plug me into that terminal so I can open this second door." A female voice says over John's suit's speakers. "Knock yourself out." He replies has he walks over to the terminal, pulls out the AI chip from his head, and plugs it in.
Cortana's POV
Has John plugged her in, she felt that familiar feeling of moving through cords into the Forrunner information hub. "Hmm, weird." she thought has it seemed that she had entered into a private terminal. The first thing Cortana notices is a file dubbed in forrunner letters which roughly translated into "Mr. Wiskers." strange she thought. Cortana decided to open up the file to be greated by what seem to be a video and audio file and played them both. She's met with what seems to be a robotic cat like animal playing a forrunner instrument with keys while some kind of happy music along with it. Of course she being an AI, went through all the data really fast but she wanted to see where this was going. "What are you looking at?" John asks her while peering over her "shoulder". "Nothing." Cortana says has she quickly closes the file, "There, I got the door open." Cortana says has the door opens with a satisfying swoosh. "I'm not even going to ask." John says has he pulls Cortana from the terminal and walks towards the door shaking his head. Cortana mentally face palms herself and makes a mental note to herself to stay away from cat videos.
So what do you guys think, all comments accepted. This was just a short 1 shot that I wanted do. I tried my best not to use southern slang but if I did, sorry. I really hate this tablet when it comes to typing. This would ne a good story if i could type