Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Davey. He was the most pretty, sparkly and rainbowy of all the unicorns. This made the other unicorns jealous, especially because he had many suitors, both male and female. He was made prince of the unicorns however because of his great beauty, and would be crowned king as soon as he picked his mate. It was common among the unicorns to have a mate of either gender, or even both; especially when made royalty.
Davey had a secret though. Even with all the suitors he had, he did not want to pick any of them. He was actually attracted to trolls. In fact, he had a huge crush on the big old mean troll who lived under the bridge which led to the forbidden fields, where no unicorns roamed. Davey would often try to cross the bridge just to see the obese, hairy, green, wart covered troll who made his dick throb so much every night. Every time Davey tried to cross the bridge, the troll would pop up and say, "If you answer my question, you may pass." But every time Davey got to nervous and ran off back to the unicorns.
The king of the unicorns eventually got impatient with Davey, and told him that he only had three more months to pick his suitor(s). After hearing this, Davey finally decided to get together all of his courage and face the troll without running away. When he came to the bridge, the troll jumped out and growled, "Halt! You cannot pass until you have answered my question!" Davey immediately got a huge hard on, but stood his ground and asked with a quiver in his voice, "before I try to answer your question, can I know your name?" to which the troll replied, "My name in Vomiteropusface."
As soon as Davey heard the name, his heart soared out of his chest and he immediately fell deeply in love with the troll. As soon as Davey recovered, he said "I am ready for your question." Vomiteropusface asked, "Who is your true love?" to which Davey gushed without hesitation, "You are Vomiteropusface!"
The troll started stuttering in disbelief for several minutes before he finally spoke. "From the moment I laid eyes on you I fell in love, but I knew that I would never have a chance with you because you are a unicorn, and I am a troll. Now all my dreams are coming true." Immediately the two came together for an embrace and a long wet kiss. They stumbled down the embankment of the river down under the bridge while still kissing, until finally they had made it to the troll's home. While looking straight into Vomiteropusface's eyes with all the love in his soul, Davey mounted him and they had the best love making session a troll and a unicorn have ever had for the entire night.
Davey and Vomiteropusface continued to meet every day under the bridge, keeping it secret from the rest of the unicorns. The affair continued until the three months was up, and the king of the unicorns demanded Davey pick his mate. Davey couldn't take the thought of leaving Vomiteropusface for a unicorn, so he came public with his affair and said he would not become king unless Vomiteropusface was his mate. The other unicorns were disgusted and outraged, and Davey was almost banned from the unicorns. Eventually, with much persuasion from Davey and his mate, the unicorns accepted his choice of mate. Davey and Vomiteropusfaced ruled the unicorns together for the rest of their lives, and the troll even let the unicorns graze in the forbidden fields.
The End.