(Disclaimer: I own none of the following characters.so don't friggin sue me
for any of my fictions okay beoch?!! ^^)
This is my first fanfiction so don't get mad at me.please?. oh well, let's get on with the (bleep)ing show ::Runs out of room and grabs script. He walks back into room and changes into himself(Max)::
The story takes place in a field in front of a huge tree. Max sits down listening to nothing particular. He pets his chocobo as he looks across the field to see if anyone is coming::
Max: I wonder.
Chocobo: Choco-choco?
Max: Why are you acting like a pokemon? You aren't supposed to be repeating your name.
Chocobo: Well, what the hell am I supposed to sound like?
Max: I don't know, but you sound like-
::Max pounces on the Chocobo and unzips the back of it. The costume fell to the ground to reveal.::
Max: Kirby?!
:Kirby fluffs up until he's about three feet high and starts to talk in a deep voice::
Kirby: Yeah, you bastard! What the f**k do you think your doing? Taking advantage of me?
::The tree developes a mouth and eyes. The mouth starts to blow wind and apples start to fall. Kee jumps from behind the tree and chews on Kirby::
Kee: Hey! Kirby really is a bubblegum blob!
Kirby: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Kirby desolves into a smaller piece of gum::
Max: What? ::Scowls and shakes his head slowly, wondering why he was related to such a weirdo:: What were you thinking?
Kee: Whoah! What did you say to My cactus? ::Runs off with cactus into woods as the tree continues to blow::
Max: What the hell is your problem? Stop blowing!
::Tree starts to suck in air. Max holds onto a rock as he struggles to survive. Megaman blows right past him. Megaman then shoots a grapple onto the rock to hold on::
Megaman: Hey! ::Waves at Max with free hand::
Max: Um. hi. shouldn't you, you know. destroy the tree with your blaster or something?
::Megaman starts to think and farts really loud, releasing a green mist. The tree sucks it in and stops breathing altogether. Max falls to the ground with a thump::
Max: THUMP!
::The tree starts to shrivel up and bursts into flames. Megaman rubs his butt and looks around::
Megaman: Ah! ::breathes in deeply:: Boy, that was good!
::Max does an anime drop and his feet twitch as he struggles to regain control of the sudden increase of gravity::
Max: Um, what brought you here?
::Megaman shrugs and then teleports into the sky and vanishes. Max smiles as he looks up. He pulls a piece of cake and cookies out to eat. He holds the cake up to his face to take a bite when, all of a sudden, Kee swipes it and the cookies from Max. He then gobbles up all the stuff in one gulp::
Max: Um, Kee? Got milk?
::Kee takes a gallon of milk and chugs it down::
Max: Damn you Kee!
::Max then runs away into the sun as he bumps into Roll::
Roll: Chug! Chug! Chug!
::He pushes her onto the ground and she gets deleted from Megaman2: Battle Network altogether::
Well that's it for today! Please give me any reviews to make the next one better. It's the first time I made a fanfiction out of anything besides my own Role Playing sessions. Either ways, my next will be better. . . Episode 2 is on the way
This is my first fanfiction so don't get mad at me.please?. oh well, let's get on with the (bleep)ing show ::Runs out of room and grabs script. He walks back into room and changes into himself(Max)::
The story takes place in a field in front of a huge tree. Max sits down listening to nothing particular. He pets his chocobo as he looks across the field to see if anyone is coming::
Max: I wonder.
Chocobo: Choco-choco?
Max: Why are you acting like a pokemon? You aren't supposed to be repeating your name.
Chocobo: Well, what the hell am I supposed to sound like?
Max: I don't know, but you sound like-
::Max pounces on the Chocobo and unzips the back of it. The costume fell to the ground to reveal.::
Max: Kirby?!
:Kirby fluffs up until he's about three feet high and starts to talk in a deep voice::
Kirby: Yeah, you bastard! What the f**k do you think your doing? Taking advantage of me?
::The tree developes a mouth and eyes. The mouth starts to blow wind and apples start to fall. Kee jumps from behind the tree and chews on Kirby::
Kee: Hey! Kirby really is a bubblegum blob!
Kirby: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Kirby desolves into a smaller piece of gum::
Max: What? ::Scowls and shakes his head slowly, wondering why he was related to such a weirdo:: What were you thinking?
Kee: Whoah! What did you say to My cactus? ::Runs off with cactus into woods as the tree continues to blow::
Max: What the hell is your problem? Stop blowing!
::Tree starts to suck in air. Max holds onto a rock as he struggles to survive. Megaman blows right past him. Megaman then shoots a grapple onto the rock to hold on::
Megaman: Hey! ::Waves at Max with free hand::
Max: Um. hi. shouldn't you, you know. destroy the tree with your blaster or something?
::Megaman starts to think and farts really loud, releasing a green mist. The tree sucks it in and stops breathing altogether. Max falls to the ground with a thump::
Max: THUMP!
::The tree starts to shrivel up and bursts into flames. Megaman rubs his butt and looks around::
Megaman: Ah! ::breathes in deeply:: Boy, that was good!
::Max does an anime drop and his feet twitch as he struggles to regain control of the sudden increase of gravity::
Max: Um, what brought you here?
::Megaman shrugs and then teleports into the sky and vanishes. Max smiles as he looks up. He pulls a piece of cake and cookies out to eat. He holds the cake up to his face to take a bite when, all of a sudden, Kee swipes it and the cookies from Max. He then gobbles up all the stuff in one gulp::
Max: Um, Kee? Got milk?
::Kee takes a gallon of milk and chugs it down::
Max: Damn you Kee!
::Max then runs away into the sun as he bumps into Roll::
Roll: Chug! Chug! Chug!
::He pushes her onto the ground and she gets deleted from Megaman2: Battle Network altogether::
Well that's it for today! Please give me any reviews to make the next one better. It's the first time I made a fanfiction out of anything besides my own Role Playing sessions. Either ways, my next will be better. . . Episode 2 is on the way