Silly Little Kitty Minor ooc sort of crackfic-ish Lionblaze charged through the forest, sniffing for voles and mice. He was so caught upin hs task that he didn notice the older tom pad out of the brush. He raced into him, boweling them ovar. "Y hullo der, silly lil' kitty!" Purdy yawned wen they had separated thmslvs. "StarClanDAMMIT purdy, you old fuck!" Lion roared at the tom, who cooked his head wonderinglike. "What did I do, young'un?" "I WAS HUNTING FOR SOME FOOD FOR DA CLAN AND UR OLD HIDE SCARED EVERY WHISKER AWAY FROM HERE TO DA OLD FOREST!" Lionbz felt his fur rAISe and his claws knerded the ground. "Dats what I've been searching for ya mon" purdy's mow sounded liek a rasta man. "I gotted you dis phish!" The old tom shoved lionblaze aside with SURPRISING strengjth to reveal a pile of fish guts that clung to the younger cat's fur. "SEE!" Lionblaze wrinkled his nose, the smell loud in his face. But purdy look-ed so proud that his heart leaped out of his chest in joy. "OH PURDY YOU WONDERFUL OLD FUCK!" "I was hopinyoj would say that" purdy leaned over and nuzzled the warrior's muzzle. "I love you, ya silly little kitty." Lipnblade purred a rumbley grumble . "I luffles you two you dumb old fuck."