Hey guys, this in my newest fantasy, well, sort of… I know it's nowhere near April Fool's Day, but I just couldn't resist.

April Fool's Akatsuki

By: Ilovemiax

Summary: Deidara and Hidan make a grave mistake when playing a trick on Konan.

"Now I'm warning you," Pein said looking at all the men of the Akatsuki, "do NOT mess with Konan today."

"Why, is it her time of the month?" Kisame joked.

Pein glared at them, "No, it is not." He glanced over at Tobi, "Tobi, you'll stay with me today so I can keep an eye on you."

Tobi pouted behind his mask, "But Tobi loves April Fool's day."

"Too bad." He left with Tobi.

Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Zetsu left.

"Leave her alone my ass, un." Deidara said, "I'm going to prank her, un."

"Yeah, I don't know why they're so afraid," Hidan responded carelessly. And thus, their planning began.

1 hour later…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" An ear splitting scream tore throughout the Akatsuki hideout. Everyone came rushing in. Kona was standing in the middle of the room, with Deidar and Hidan laughing. They had a bucket full of worms, mixed in with Deidara's detonating clay. They had exploded it, raining worm guts on top of the female Aktasuki member.

"You!" Konan exploded, "You! I will make you creeps pay!" Saying that, she stormed off to take a shower. Muttering cuss words all the while. Pein shook his head and left. The others followed suit.

1 More Hour Later…

"Now, the contents of this mission will ensue…" Pein began, explaining the new mission to Kisame, Itachi, Zetsu and Kakuzu. Konan and Tobi stood close.

"OH MY GOSH! HIDAN!" Deidara's voice broke through Pein's words. This was followed by loud thumping, gasps, moans, and more calls of "HIDAN" and "DEIDARA".

All mouths dropped open. Itachi's hand flew to his mouth in order to keep himself from barfing. Kakauzu looked as if he wanted to murder Hidan. Tobi stood there like an idiot, confused. Zetsu looked expressionless, while Kisame actually threw up in the plant behind Ztesu. Pein sighed exasperated. He walked to the closet and opened the door. All at once the noises stopped. He came out dragging a bound and gagged Deidara and Hidan, also carrying a tape recorder. He then proceeded to drop the pair on the floor.

"He warned you didn't he." Konan said walking over. "Don't EVER mess with me on April Fool's Day."

And that's it! Tell me what you think!