They called it the Retard House. Everyone was afraid to go in or even look
at it!! There is a legend behind it all, let me tell you about it...
Supposedly, there was a family living in the house at about 1920. They were called the Highers. They were a very rich family and smoked a lot. The parents were Dope, the dad, and Weed, the mom. They had 2 kids, 2 boys, which were named Coke and Crack. Coke had dark brown hair, shaped like a giant afro. He always had a cigarette in it, which was not lit (thank God). He had dark brown eyes and looked albino by the color of his skin. One story says Coke, and his little brother, Crack made out under their bed. But that is the one I don't believe, The one i believe is Coke was 7 and Crack was 4. They slept in the doghouse, outside, because their mom and dad could care less about them. Even though they were rich, the parents decided to not waste their money on a room for them both, which leads to them sleeping in the dog house. The scary part is, they slept together in the doghouse, which was quite small. The paint was fading, and used to be a bright red color. It was made of wood and nails stuck out in every direction. Of course, no dog ever lived in the house, it was built for no good reason at all. Now, the boys didn't appreciate their parents much. They disrespected them very much. One night, when the moon was shining quite bright, the two boys woke up because of the rain beating down on the dog house roof like a drum. They went into the real house, and typed in the code to the bookcase. It opened, and inside they found guns of every size and shape. Coke took a triple-barreled shotgun, while Crack gave himself a flame thrower. The boys did not ever know about the bookcase. But what else do you expect from a story like this? They snuck through the house, up the twisting stairs which lead to the master bedroom. Dope and Weed were fast asleep. They woke up with a start as Coke took the last step up the stairs. "Who's there?!?!? Show yourself you coward!" Dope barked into the darkness. The boys stood like statues. They didn't move a muscle, but they moved their ears back and forth. Coke jumped up into the bedroom door and pulled the trigger. BANG. He hit something, but he didn't know what he hit. He pounced on the floor like a cat, with his heart beating. Crack, ran into the bedroom, and torched the bed, the rug, and Weed's long hair, which later caught her whole body on fire and died. Oh, did mention Crack was a little insane and a little retarded? Well, besides killing Weed and Dope, he also killed himself. Coke ran into the room, pulled down his pants, and started peeing on the fire, thinking it might burn out, but obviously, it just grew bigger, then he ran out of pee. He was so scared, he took a dump on the floor and fainted. His head smashed into the log, and woke up a few hours later in, well, hell. That is why they call it, the Retard House.
Supposedly, there was a family living in the house at about 1920. They were called the Highers. They were a very rich family and smoked a lot. The parents were Dope, the dad, and Weed, the mom. They had 2 kids, 2 boys, which were named Coke and Crack. Coke had dark brown hair, shaped like a giant afro. He always had a cigarette in it, which was not lit (thank God). He had dark brown eyes and looked albino by the color of his skin. One story says Coke, and his little brother, Crack made out under their bed. But that is the one I don't believe, The one i believe is Coke was 7 and Crack was 4. They slept in the doghouse, outside, because their mom and dad could care less about them. Even though they were rich, the parents decided to not waste their money on a room for them both, which leads to them sleeping in the dog house. The scary part is, they slept together in the doghouse, which was quite small. The paint was fading, and used to be a bright red color. It was made of wood and nails stuck out in every direction. Of course, no dog ever lived in the house, it was built for no good reason at all. Now, the boys didn't appreciate their parents much. They disrespected them very much. One night, when the moon was shining quite bright, the two boys woke up because of the rain beating down on the dog house roof like a drum. They went into the real house, and typed in the code to the bookcase. It opened, and inside they found guns of every size and shape. Coke took a triple-barreled shotgun, while Crack gave himself a flame thrower. The boys did not ever know about the bookcase. But what else do you expect from a story like this? They snuck through the house, up the twisting stairs which lead to the master bedroom. Dope and Weed were fast asleep. They woke up with a start as Coke took the last step up the stairs. "Who's there?!?!? Show yourself you coward!" Dope barked into the darkness. The boys stood like statues. They didn't move a muscle, but they moved their ears back and forth. Coke jumped up into the bedroom door and pulled the trigger. BANG. He hit something, but he didn't know what he hit. He pounced on the floor like a cat, with his heart beating. Crack, ran into the bedroom, and torched the bed, the rug, and Weed's long hair, which later caught her whole body on fire and died. Oh, did mention Crack was a little insane and a little retarded? Well, besides killing Weed and Dope, he also killed himself. Coke ran into the room, pulled down his pants, and started peeing on the fire, thinking it might burn out, but obviously, it just grew bigger, then he ran out of pee. He was so scared, he took a dump on the floor and fainted. His head smashed into the log, and woke up a few hours later in, well, hell. That is why they call it, the Retard House.