Hey u guys so this is my first fanfic and not to brag but my friends said it was pretty good so im posting it here. Basicly its about a Host Club but with pokemon not humans exsept Ash and the elite 4 who run competing clubs.

don't read this if ur a kid!

Ik Powerzone Gym is in Bangkok but this takes place in China because thats more exotic.

Also this is in HD so pls try to imagine it that way


"U have a sexy body", Pikachu said to jigglipuff who just walked into the Powerzone Gym. The gym hwas converted into a host club after team rocket went into forclosure so now it was all red inside with a lot of candles. now Ash owned it and was the mama-san of the host club "Pimps R Us."

It wasnt all daisies and iamonds tho because they had the rival chain called "Hoes R Us (or is it Hose R Us? Hos R Us? idrc) taking away their customers.

Jigglipuff laughed in a giggly way and sunk her eye pikachus spiky hair. All the pokemon had really cool haircuts because they were in a host club even the rock types. Mewtew was actually the number 1 host not Pikachu, obviously.

"Lol girls r dumbasses they pay for this", Pikachu was wearing a tux. he didnt rly say that outloud because this was his job to flirt with girls so he just said.

Metapod was in the other corner with Kyurem and he was trying to make her feel better because shes butt ugly. Her face is basically like this metal thing if u don't know who Kyurem is.

Metapod:

Harden

Harden

Harden

He was trying to make her feel pretty but it wasn't rly working.

Next this dude N showed up. N is always talking about humans not having relationships with pokemon etc if u don't know who I mean.

"Your putting these pokemon in slavery by having them work at Pimps R Us"! shouted N at Ash.

"Not u again. if u were smart you'd see that this is better because pokemon date pokemon and not humans but your baka so u dont even know what u want to think", Ash shouted back angrily.

N's HP went down. Ash used pikachus lightning razor horns chain on him.

"Im going to tell officer Jenny"! N was PISSED.

"No u wont", said Ash", because…" Ash grabbed him by his choker. "Jennys dead"!


there will be more chapters because my friends said they want to know how it ends . ill say why jenny died and maybe put in some steamy scenes idk tell me what u want

Please rate or review if u have time or something k bye