By: MikaUchiha
Yeah. I am bored and this idea just randomly popped into my head so...here's a story for those who care...it's NejiTen...
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but I want to! The only characters I own are the Isugashi clan, and the Masters, and my friend owns Suki!
It's in 'Ninja World,' not real world. No offense to people named Destiny!
"OK! Push Tenten!" Suki instructed.
"Ahhhh! It hurts!" Tenten screamed.
"Of course it hurts! Your having a baby, not a popsicle!" Mika pointed out.
"I prefer having the popsicle!" Tenten panted out.
"Too late for that. You should have got him off of you when you had the chance!" Mika taunted.
"Here it comes!" Suki informed everyone within a mile's radius.
"WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH!"
Tenten, exhausted from the labor, fell asleep.
"Neji, what are you going to name her?" Suki inquired.
"Destiny." Neji replied.
"Should of seen that coming." Mika mumbled into her arms.
Suki jotted it down and went to go make copies of the birth certificate.
In the morning, Tenten woke up. (You're probably thinking 'No she probably stayed asleep for the rest of her life. Of course she woke up you idiot!' You are aren't you? Thought so!)
"Where's my baby!?" Tenten demanded.
"She's in the nursery. I named her Destiny."
Tenten's calm gaze soon turned into a bitchy one. She picked a bedpan, and started beating Neji with it.
"YOU STUPID DESTINY OBSESSED BLIND BASTARD!" Tenten screamed.
"Ow! I'm sorry!" Neji pleaded.
Mika came into the room and burst into laughter.
"S-suki! C- HAHAHA! come HA!see HAHA! this!" Mika said in between laughs.
Suki came in with a video camera, and started filming. Mika started narrating the video.
"You see here, the rare scene of Tenten beating the shit out of Neji with a bedpan! LOL!" Mika narrated.
"AHHHHHH! I'm sorry! I'm SORRY! Neji apoligised.
That my viewers, is the story of how Neji got beat by Tenten with a bedpan!
REVIEW! Everytime you don't review, someone gets beat with a bedpan! LOLZ:3