It's their FAULT!

by agent curly

After Arthur punishes them they decided to get revenge so now it's Gwen's turn to figure out what happened and how to punish all of them for it. It's after the story It's his FAULT! It's better if you read that one first this story has some references to that one so it'll be easier to understand but this story can also stand on its own.

Gwen looked at her husband covered in yolks, Merlin's face covered with what she assumed was dung, and the knights stuck together. She started tapping her foot waiting for an answer. "I am waiting for an explanation so I better get it."

"Gwen can I say something?" Merlin asked looking down at his feet.

"Yes of course."

Merlin grinned before wiping of most of the horse dung on his face and flinging it at Arthur.

"Take that you dollop head, oh wait sorry I meant dung head!"

"ONE MONTH YOU'll BE IN THE DAMN STOCKS FOR A MONTH!" Arthur yelled before throwing an egg shell that was in his hair at the servant.

"ENOUGH!" Gwen yelled making the two silent, "You two will stay silent. Leon you are the most mature you shall tell us what happened."

"It all started when Gwaine and Merlin decided to prank Elyan, Arthur, and I by putting the stickiest tree sap they could find on our chairs so when we sat down the chairs would remain stuck."

"Merlin, Gwaine, do you deny this." Gwen said looking at Merlin then turned to look at the knight."

"YES! IT'S THEIR FAULT!" Merlin shouted at the same time Gwaine shouted, "YES! WE'RE BEING FRAMED!

"Sir Leon continue." Gwen said rolling her eyes and ignoring them.

"We got the chairs stuck and since we were wearing normal trousers and not armor when we tried to help the other take of the chair we took off part of the trousers."

Gwain started to hold in a laugh.

"Anyway, Leon said glaring at the drunken knight, we were in the council chambers when suddenly Merlin and Gwain opened the doors so everyone they rounded outside could see. "

"Merlin is that true?"

"Yes, I mean no, well not exactly."

"What do you mean?" Gwen said walking towards Merlin ,but then taking a step back she could smell the dung.

"We did that after Arthur put us in the stocks and Leon and Elyan threw potatoes at us."

"That was your punishment for dying my hair, giving me ears, and lets not forget that horrid braying!"

"Silence! Now Elyan you well tell me how you all ended up together." Gwen told her brother hoping she could trust him.

"We decided to pay them back for the tree sap by using it against them so we snuck into Gwaine's room to put some in his bed and on his floor but Gwaine knew we were there so when we reached the bed he tried to get the sap from us but we ended up having it all over us and then Gwaine ran straight at us knocking us to the floor and onto each other."

"Thank you Eylan now Merlin how did Arthur end up covered in eggs and you covered in dung."

Merlin nodded, "I went to the kitchens to get the prat his breakfast when Mary said she was gonna throw away the rotten eggs. I told her I would do it; I was gonna wake up Arthur with it ,but he was already awake so I waited till he was looking to the balcony to dump it on him."

"And I'm guessing Arthur..." Gwen started but was cut off by Merlin, "He dragged me to the stables and threw me onto a pile of horse dung."

Gwen shook her head and frowned, what was she going to do with them. She decided to use one of her husband's tactics, "Guards please take Merlin, the knights, and my husband to the stocks don't release them till I say so."