Chapter 1

(AN: I know everyone has done this, but it's my turn. Please review! Disclaimer: I do not own Dangan Ronpa, My Immortal, or Harry Potter. Spoiler Warning for DR)

As the headmaster of Hope's Peak, I am a very busy bear. But sometimes, I like to unwind with a drink and a despair-inducing read. And what's better than sharing the things you like? So I decided from the goodness of my stuffed heart, to share one of my favorite fan fictions with my students. But then I thought about the poor dead students who wouldn't be able to read it. So I got an idea. What if I only shared it with the dead students? It would give me something to do during nighttime, after all. It doesn't hurt that God owes a certain bear a few favors…

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"What's going on?" Maizono asked, looking around the small, steel-gray room. "I thought I died… and…"

"What the hell? Wait. Maizono's here, so that must mean I am in hell." Leon mumbled, scratching his head.

"Sis, she… and I'm…" Ikusaba whispered, still trying to comprehend what happened to her.

Then the three of them looked at each other in mutual confusion. "Why are we here?" Leon asked the question they were all thinking.

"Upupu, are you guys ready?" Monokuma said, popping out of nowhere.

"Ready for what? I thought we… died." Maizono said softly.

"Yeah, but isn't being dead boring? So I decided to entertain you guys!" Monokuma started dancing around the small gray room, holding a laptop in his paws. "Have fun reading this! It'll give you something to do until the others arrive!" He then dropped the laptop and disappeared again.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me." Leon said. Reluctantly, he opened the laptop and read the first sentence. "What is this?"

Maizono and Ikusaba leaned in closer to read whatever monstrosity Monokuma had just given them.

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)

Leon: Ha-ha, we get it. Lame way to start this thing.

2 my gf (ew not in that way)

Maizono: I wasn't even thinking anything remotely like that.

raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Maizono: I don't really listen to MCR, I'm usually too busy with my own songs.

Ikusaba: And isn't it usually a bad thing to put real names into these things? Wouldn't it be easier for people to find you?

Leon: But getting attention is the whole point, just like the music business.

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Leon: I hate to be captain obvious, but that's a whole lot of X's. I'm sure that won't get annoying anytime soon.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Ikusaba: That seems like a rather long and meaningless name.

Leon: You're one to talk, doesn't your name mean 'corpse' or something?

Ikusaba: But think about it, her name basically means 'A dark color, darkness, a mental disorder, dark colored bird'. Don't know about the Way bit. But her name is just repetitious, and not to mention unrealistic.

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

Maizono: Wait, does that mean I can leave? Thank you very much Miss Ebony, even though I will ignore the implied insult. *Goes to look for the exit*

Ikusaba: I don't think Monokuma would give us such an easy way out…

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

Leon: Is she implying she wants incest? Because I have major problems with that.

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.

Maizono: Don't vampires need sharp teeth to get blood?

Leon: I don't think Celes has fangs, and I'm pretty sure she's a vampire.

I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).

Maizono: It's been a while since I last watched Harry Potter, but I'm pretty sure there weren't any vampires in it.

Ikusaba: Harry Potter? I've never actually read the books…

Leon: Me neither, but I've watched the movies, so that's good enough.

I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

Leon: Is this what all girls are like, Maizono? Because I read almost nothing of that paragraph.

Maizono: No, not all girls are like this. Even before my performances, I don't wear that much makeup.

Ikusaba: I barely pay attention to fashion, that's what sis was for. But her outfit doesn't sound practical, especially if it's cold.

I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about.

Leon: Snowing and raining? Sounds like something Hagakure would predict.

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Maizono: That's rude! Why would someone do that to people they don't know?

Ikusaba: It sounds like somebody I know… Did Junko write this?

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

Leon: Were those dots supposed to be suspense or something?

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

Maizono: If I remember correctly, Draco is not shy! How do these two even know each other?

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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Ikusaba: And the return of the X's

Leon: That sounds like the name of a movie where a guy's ex-girlfriends get together to get revenge or something.

Maizono: And the guy's name would be Leon.

Leon: Hey! That's not fair! I only talk about chicks a lot, I haven't really dated many…

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Maizono: Well, it's not good, but it's not completely terrible, I guess.

Leon: It was pretty short, though.

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Leon closed the laptop and called out to the empty space, "Hey, Monokuma! We read it, can we leave now?"

"No, no, no, the despair has just begun…upupu…"

(AN: These three were an interesting combination to work with, and the reason I called Leon by his first name is simply because I'm used to referring to him by that. If any of them seemed out of character, it's my fault, so please let me know. Until next chapter!)