By: Joker, and Reaper
And Batman, but only a little bit.
Hello everyone, Reaper here. This is a crack fic I worked on with the other people
in our little competition. We're actually making this into kind of a series, as we have another in the works. It's kind of short, as we killed everyone in the universe, but whatever, this was so much fun to write. Enjoy!
Once upon a time, Yang was a yandere. She loves fire, in fact if she had the chance, she'd
burn something every day. Her little sister likes to chop things. Also, Yang's lover, as she was a yandere, (Yangdere as she calls it) is Cardin. He loooovves Yang, he loves her so much he kissed her. They also went on a mission together and he took it too far. Once in the middle of the night, he even looked at her. SCANDALOUS! In Forever Fall Forest Cardin and Yang were going to the bathroom at the same time ( not suspicious at all). He also asked her if he could make babies together. After that she made it so that he couldn't make babies at all anymore. Once Yang and Cardin left the forest they were ambushed by five members of the White Fang. Cardin screamed like a girl and Yang killed all five on accident. While covered in blood, something snapped inside Yang, and she smiled and said to Cardin "I killed them for you."Cardin replied
"It was just luck .Luck! LUCK!" Then, using his semblance, Cardin turned his arms into baguettes. As he ate his arm( by the way he would constantly talk with his mouth full so food fell out of his mouth) he said" so Yang what are you doing tonight?"
"Killing people." she replied, "Wanna join me?"
"Ummmmmmmmm? Well you see…" he said as he slowly walked away.
"I see how it is," Yang said with tears in her eyes, "You're already killing people with another girl. IS IT NORA, I'LL KILL HER!"
" No no no no honey you're just a crazed psychopath."
"Oh, okay then." she said as she calmly walked off, eating a slice of a baguette and twirling a knife in the other hand.
" Wait! Yang come back here!" He then got his head cut off by a female innkeeper. (You know, the one Qrow said had a tiny miniskirt)
" Cardin!" She said sarcastically " Oh! Yeah I don't like him." She mumbled as she walked away. She then heard a crunching from behind her, and saw the innkeeper was chewing on the baguettes that were formerly Cardin's arms. " Hey! I don't care if you kill him but his baguettes are mine!" "Team! To me!" she yelled, and the rest of team Rwby came to fight off the innkeeper. Sadly, her semblance was beheading, and they all died. Now their spirits haunt the inn forever. Mwahahahahahahahaha. Their heads also haunt the inn, as the innkeeper put them on display. And we all wonder how much more of these heads does she have?
"Don't forget about me!" Cardin said, as most of his organs are in his head, because he has a very small brain.
" NO ONE CARES!" Everyone shouted. In retaliation team JNPR (without Phyrra of course.) launched a dust nuke against the innkeeper. AND DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But some say, Cardin's baguette arms are still out there, somewhere.