A/N: Just a small oneshot. I have written it from first person view and in present tense.

Huunhh... critically, most of the people would find it impossible to escape from the situation that I am in right now. But that's not their fault because 'it is' impossible to evade seventeen machineguns and rifles and pistols pointing at you from three sides and the remaining side is 500 feet down. That's because I am at the top of a building that is 500 feet high.

So like I said, It's an inescapable situation but I am a very positive man...sorry, boy, I am still under eighteen but...okay you can call me a man since I have lost my virginity but losing your virginity really makes you a man if you can't stand up for yourself. Anyway in this situation when the guns have been pointed at you then it's impossible to think rationally but still I am constantly thinking scenarios after scenarios to escape this predicament but all of them leads to one thing and that is my death.

But still there is one way that can help me to escape from these seventeen guns...yes I have counted them all, and that is...you must have already guessed...to jump from that 500 feet height... And I am not that stupid you know but I have no choice...oh yeah I forgot to mention that there's still another choice that can save me, and that is to surrender.

Sigh..., I don't really want to do that either because surrendering means end of everything. They will send me to jail. They will torture me and then throw me in some far deserted prison and I will rot there for years. So you could understand my feelings. Damn it, if I just hadn't fallen in love with the woman standing among the policemen here...oh sorry I forgot another thing to mention.

Among the entire specialist officers in front of me, there is my girlfriend too and yes you guessed it right, she is a cop too and is holding a gun though she hasn't pointed it towards me but it doesn't matter if I relate it to the situation.

Well you all must be wondering why am I in this situation in the first place. Come on I am not a criminal...though I do some...I mean a lot of illegal activities like being a champion of underground illegal fights. Seriously there's no one that has punched me twice but that's not the reason these guys are after me.

They are after me because their whole fleet couldn't catch me even when I was cornered. Actually I was fighting an opponent and he was about to die...and before you ask, yes we do fights till death, just like a sentence from court, hang till death.

So the police raided the place, maybe someone insider turned on us, I don't know. So when everyone ran away leaving me and my dying opponent in the cage, I was left with no choice except to either kill all of them or be killed.

So I killed them...all and ran away. I know you must be thinking how the hell I killed those policemen. Heh I am pretty strong but how am I this strong...you will have to read second chapter...that is if this lazy writer ever writes it and if it ever comes out. And now you must have also wondering that if I can kill so many policemen then why I can't kill these seventeen men now. Well that is because there are two helicopters, flying in circles above my head. You can understand now right because even if I kill these men in front of me these helicopters will kill me.

Anyways, I killed them and they all turned hell bent on capturing me.

They continued hunting me for six months and failed every time and then suddenly it all stopped and that was the time when I was in my final year of high school and that was also the time when my sweetheart teacher came to school.

Seriously I am wondering what were they thinking when they decided to sent her behind me because who goes for a teacher...maybe guys like me and...well you guessed right...I went...I fell in love like madly with her. Her violet hairs and that fit and tight body and most of all her boobs...man they didn't fit my hands when I first grabbed them.

Oh yeah let me tell you about this, it's funny.

It was my exam time and I was writing my paper when she came and stood by my seat. She was the invigilator so she could go and stand wherever she wanted.

I looked up and saw two huge melons on my head...I mean a bit away but from the looks of them they seemed firm but maybe she was wearing a bra that's why. But she was young so her boobs must be perky and firm. And she stood there beside me with that tree like tight body.

Hmm ... now I was confused...seriously how could someone ignore those globes...so I was conflicted what to do...write my paper or analyze her breasts a bit more? I decided to write my paper but damn it what I wrote made my mind explode. I had to write a+b=c but in place of c I made two big circles and two points in them.

I sighed, I was going to fail like that so I stood up and looked at her and she looked back. Lifting my hand I grabbed her boobs and squeezed slightly, caressed, moved my hands up and down to weigh them. When I was done I gave them one last hard squeeze which made her moan, seriously she was trying to stop her moan for a while now and she was trying to stop me but couldn't because I was stronger than her and she didn't scream because she didn't wanted to be an object of embarrassment in front of all the students though she took my class after the exam.

Phew, that was the day I hooked on that bitch...sorry but I am angry at her betrayal. She could have just told me to surrender calmly and I could have done it just like I stopped fighting when she asked me, just as I told her about everything about the fighting and next day the police raided all the places but I was ignorant since her pussy and boobs were the only thing on my mind, nothing mattered...that fucking cocksucking slut...I don't want to use this vocabulary but damn it I can't help it.

She even promised me to live together forever and also promised to give me lots of babies and many other things...

Phew, they say it's impossible to understand a woman and they are right but there's way to keep yourself safe and that is to not trust any woman. Just treat them as friend but don't let them make you do anything that you are not aware of and don't let them in on your deeper secrets...that's the reason I am facing all these guns now.

She is wild in bed...believe it because I have been pounding that pussy for a year now. She screams whenever I slam hard in her, urging me to fuck her brains.

And No man can refuse that request when a body like her is begging you to fuck that pussy...I couldn't too, that's why when she asked me to come to this hotel to bang the walls away and break the bed I couldn't refuse it.

And we broke the bed...seriously It split in half from our beastly sex sessions or maybe they used bad quality wood in making the bed but anyway we couldn't bang the walls...I could have done that too but before that these scumbags broke in the room and surrounded us. My tongue was in her pussy at that time and they waited till she came to an orgasm. What kind of motherfuckers they are. Maybe kind of people who has hot and sexy seniors and want to bang them but can't.

So just as she came, spraying my face, I felt something was pushing at my head and then I looked around and well...I sighed...my hard cock sighed, it was waiting to bang the walls but it was greatly disappointed.

My girlfriend stood, grabbed her bra and panties and got dressed and went behind the gunners.

You can only guess my shock but I asked them a question, ''can I get dress at least'' and you know what they...he said, ''No you can't''. Seriously what kind of shit for brains they have in the police or maybe they are gay. I looked at her and she just looked away. For the first time I couldn't read emotions in her eyes because her face was blank.

So here I am standing in front of these guns...naked...in this chilling weather and my girlfriend haven't said a word since she had her orgasm...oh damn I forgot to tell her name but you must have guessed it already by purple hair...Anko Mitarashi...yes that's her who took my heart and break it today. She even took my virginity. Ahh...how peaceful those days were.

So like I said I have no choice to escape except jumping from the building because maybe just maybe god might send some fairy or angel to catch me when I am falling.

So I chuckles making them tense and look at my girlfriend and smile, ''Well Anko-sensei, thanks for all the love you gave me but if we see each other next time, this cock which you have abandoned will destroy that pussy of yours... and will put a few babies there'' I says but she is stoic and damn, here I wanted to see her smile before dying.

Anyway it's not like I will wait for her to smile since I don't have time.

Inhales... exhales...Ok then, let's jump from the building and I jumped.

Oh yes I heard her shouting my name in fear because I have jumped from the building that is 500 feet high and I am going to die 99.99 percent. The chances of being saved are 0.01. But why would she shout my name now when she didn't say anything when I was standing there. I might have changed my mind. But it's impossible now. Damn it what kind of bitch she is, not even saying a world.

But seriously I now wonder if she ever loved me and what do you think, should I care about that now.

But why is she looking down my free falling body and why does she have that ...sad expression on her face. If she is so sad then why is she even looking? Does she want to see me dying by her own eyes...what a sadistic woman. I didn't know she had this side of herself.

Sigh...Falling...Huuhh...sigh...I should close my eyes. The dirt particle in the air are going in my eyes and are making them wet.

Okay let's see what happens now, 99.99 or 0.01.

...oh fuck I forgot to tell you the most important thing, my name...that is Naruto Uzumaki.