Faramir and his Chevy: The ultimate love story.
Faramir sat brooding and gazing at Eomer with one and only one thing in his mind: no, not sex, you pervy-gay sex-fanciers, not sex...but LOVE.
Ever since Faramir and Eowyn had wed, Faramir had found himself spending more time around Eowyn's brother. He then realized that he could deny the passion growing in his heart no longer; he had to tell Eomer.
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Fairy [we're just going to call him that as a...coughcough...nickname]...so anyway, Fairy was prancing up the stone steps to tell Eomer his true heart's desire when he ran into a possessed lampshade. It had large green eyeballs and was foaming at the mouth. He whipped out his Horn of Gondor, caressed the lampshade's lower lip and kept on prancing.
Finally Fairy reached the chamber in which Eomer was sitting and pondering his freakishly uneventful love life. Then Fairy burst in and said,
"I LOVE THEE!!!"
Eomer sat and brooded this; he wasn't gay [that he knew of]. Then Fairy's possessed Chevy rolled into Rohan with a mind of its own...
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The Chevy was named "I-have-blown-Faramir's-Horn-of-Gondor-and-it-is-much-better-than-stupid-Boromir's"
So then the Chevy came in and stopped next to Faramir. It was then that, to Eomer's disgusted disbelief, Fairy began to caress the Chevy's lower bumper. Then Gollum popped out of the front seat wearing sport sunglasses and a rose corsage. Faramir hopped into the passenger seat and they rolled out of Rohan and went on a roadtrip to Slightly-above-the-middle-Middle-Earth.
Eomer then went into Fangorn Forest and had gay sex with Treebeard. [happy all you gay sex fanciers?]
The End.
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Faramir sat brooding and gazing at Eomer with one and only one thing in his mind: no, not sex, you pervy-gay sex-fanciers, not sex...but LOVE.
Ever since Faramir and Eowyn had wed, Faramir had found himself spending more time around Eowyn's brother. He then realized that he could deny the passion growing in his heart no longer; he had to tell Eomer.
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Fairy [we're just going to call him that as a...coughcough...nickname]...so anyway, Fairy was prancing up the stone steps to tell Eomer his true heart's desire when he ran into a possessed lampshade. It had large green eyeballs and was foaming at the mouth. He whipped out his Horn of Gondor, caressed the lampshade's lower lip and kept on prancing.
Finally Fairy reached the chamber in which Eomer was sitting and pondering his freakishly uneventful love life. Then Fairy burst in and said,
"I LOVE THEE!!!"
Eomer sat and brooded this; he wasn't gay [that he knew of]. Then Fairy's possessed Chevy rolled into Rohan with a mind of its own...
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The Chevy was named "I-have-blown-Faramir's-Horn-of-Gondor-and-it-is-much-better-than-stupid-Boromir's"
So then the Chevy came in and stopped next to Faramir. It was then that, to Eomer's disgusted disbelief, Fairy began to caress the Chevy's lower bumper. Then Gollum popped out of the front seat wearing sport sunglasses and a rose corsage. Faramir hopped into the passenger seat and they rolled out of Rohan and went on a roadtrip to Slightly-above-the-middle-Middle-Earth.
Eomer then went into Fangorn Forest and had gay sex with Treebeard. [happy all you gay sex fanciers?]
The End.
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