OK I know that this is supposed to be like the book but this is like both the movie and the book and then you've got these other people that are in it. The point is that for the first nine ten chapters twilight will only be mentioned a few times. Also in this story twilight took place in the 1980's - 1990's and this story takes place about 2015. so not that far in the future, and Stephenie Meyer is a fake name Bella uses to tell her story.

Disclaimer:

Me: hey Bella

Stephenie Meyer: I'm not Bella?

Me: Yes you were.

Stephenie Meyer: I was...

Me: and you still are!

Stephenie Meyer: no I'm not.

Me: yes you are.

Stephenie Meyer: Edward!

Edward: Yeah?

Stephenie Meyer: love please make her stop?

Me: Ha! That just proved my theory.

Stephenie Meyer: I still own twilight

Me:well...just...blah

"Are we almost there? I'm getting sick of being in the Car" Kay wined using her fingers as a comb.

"Come on Kay you've slept almost the whole way." Ben joked. Kay tried to slap him on the shoulder, but he grabbed her hand and pulled her into his lap.

"We really need to find you a boyfriend while we're on vacation Elizabeth." Marissa said from Kenneth's lap.

I was sitting alone in the front seat. "You know I like my independence." I said.

"You've been giving us that line of bull for like eight years now. I don't believe you." Kay said.

"Then why have I turned down everyone who has asked me out?"

"Who all has asked you out?" Marissa asked.

"You're a nosey little bitch you know that right?"

"Ya! We all are. Now answer the question." Kay ordered.

"You're bossy too."

"Ya! I know now tell use." Ben said.

"Since when are you a part of this conversation?"

"Elizabeth answer the question or I'll tell them how to annoy you." Ken threatened

"You wouldn't." I said.

" Yes I would and you know it."

I sigh knowing I had been beat. There was no way they were going to drop it. "You know those guys who has been sending me all those… messages on that website?"

"You mean those 20 thousand or so from all over the world?"

"Ya…." I said embarrassed. "Well a few of them keep asking me if I want to meet them. All but one were from Europe, He was from the U.S. So I had an excuse for all but five of them."

"Five? But if only one lived in the U.S. then why didn't you have an excuse for the other four?" Kay interrupted.

"Because they all offered to pay my way and my mothers I told them I couldn't accept that. Any ways I Just said flat out No to the guy in the U.S."

"And why didn't we here about this?"

"Because you always over react."

"Do not!" Kay, Marissa, and Ben said, While Ken said "Only when your so melodramatic."

" I am not melodramatic."

"Elizabeth you could make a melodrama seem anticlimactic." Kay said.

"WOW that's big words for you Kay." I teased. Then I heard my phone ring. "Hello?" I answered.

"Elizabeth where are you? Ohh never mind I see you now. What are you five doing?" Gladys's voice came from the receiver.

"Nothing really. They're just making fun of the driver."

"Ha ha! Put it on speaker." She said

"Okay" I said putting it on speaker.

"Is it on speaker?"

"Yep" we all said together.

"Be nice to her you guys."

"Why would we do that?" Marissa asked.

"Because she is driving and she knows how to crash a car without getting hurt." She said. We all laughed as I took the phone off speaker.

"Okay your off speaker" I said laughing.

"Okay. How mush longer till we're there?"she asked.

"I don't know like 10 minutes."

"Okay because the hormone rush in this car is making me want to puke." she said.

"Calm down we will be there soon."

"What hotel are we staying at again?"

"The Hacienda Hotel. We got lucky. It's a four star hotel and we got a good enough deal that we can all have a room with only three other roomies except one."

"Well I'm not sharing a room with any of these guys, especially after they drink. We are going partying tonight right?"

"Yes."

"And let me guess you'll be the driver?"

"No well get a cab."

"So you'll drink?" she asked skeptically.

"Not a chance!" I almost shouted.

"Why not?! Its been so long since the crash."

"Gladys, I almost killed you."

"If we're getting a cab you don't need to worry. One dink won't kill you."

"We'll see."

"Don't think I don't know that that means no with you, most of the time."

"How's this I'll have one drink and that's it." I said. Then I heard five gasps form the phone and the rest of the car. "What?" I asked.

"You having a drink is not a surprise we were expecting." Ben and Ken said.

"Do you two practice that? I mean I know twins are supposed to think alike but with you two its like every other sentence."

"Don't try and change the subject." Kay said.

"Gladys I'm going to let you go. This might get complicated."

"Okay. Sorry" she laughed then hung up.

I hung up the phone and put it away.

"Well."

"Well what? You never asked a question."

"What changed your mind?"

"We're going to L.A.! I don't want to be the boring person who just tags along the whole time. So I'm going to change. I'm tried of being the boring one."

"Elizabeth your not boring."

"I am to. At parties at least."

"Just because you don't drink doesn't mean your boring."

"Compared to when I did drink?"

"Okay so your not as …"

"…wild? But I want to be. I use to have so much fun, except the hangovers. Anyway, I just want to be who I use to be, the party girl"

"Isn't that our turn off?"

"Not according to the directions." I said turning the way the directions said.

We pulled up along drive that followed along till it joined the path the other way would have took. We pulled into the valley parking spot. When we got out of the car I headed in to get our room keys with Azure, Michelle, Gladys, and Mary-the other drivers-while everyone else loaded the luggage onto carts.

While we waited for our room keys after we gave the receptionist our names I asked Gladys "So which couple was so annoying in the car?"

"Both of them"

"Why?" Azure asked.

"Because Constance and Chris wouldn't stop sucking face the whole way and Manuel and Eileen were making the grossest comments back and forth. Ugh I was ready to puke."

"Here is your key. Your room is on the ninth floor. Hope you enjoy your stay. If you need anything just call or come down and we'll do whatever we can" the receptionist said. Then everyone else came in with four carts filled with luggage.

"Thank you." I said to the receptionist. "This way" I called to everyone else. They followed us to the elevator. "We're on the ninth floor." I told them. Then we loaded on to four elevators each with a cart.

"What rooms again?" Azure asked.

"Um… rooms 827,828,829,830, and 831."

"How are we splitting up?"

"I was thinking that Marissa, Ken, Kay, and Ben will take room 827. Then Eileen, Manuel, Constance, and Chris can have room 828. Um… Rose, Alex, James, and Lynne could have room 829. Ryanne, Sam, Ryan, and Ann can have room 830. And if you don't mind sharing a room with four girls you'll be in the signals' room 831 with Mary, Michelle, Gladys and me."

"I don't mind sharing a room with any of you." He said smiling down at me. I turned away blushing. We all split up after I handed out the room keys. When we had all had our stuff in our rooms and had sleeping arrangements figured out we met in the lobby.

"So what is the plan?" I asked.

"Well I say we go to the club down the road." Ben said.

"I second that."

"Me too."

"When do we leave?" Kay asked.

"When we call a cab." I said.

"You know what I meant." She said.

"Ya, and you know paybacks a bitch."

"The cabs on the way. Will you two please try not kill each other?"

"Hey she said I make a melodrama seem anticlimactic. So I'm going to get her back."

"Cabs here!" Ben called.

"Crap. Guys I forgot my cell phone upstairs" I said.

"I'll tell the cab to wait." Azure said.

"No go ahead. I'll get another car and meet you guys there."

"Okay" He said looking upset.

"See you guy in a minute." I said to everyone. Then I rushed to the elevator. I should have had them wait for me. Instead of paying for another cab but I didn't want to get into another argument with Kay.

I got down to the lobby and called a cab. While I waited for the cab to come I watched the crowds of people passing me. I look outside to see if my cab was here. I saw a long limo with a group of people getting in. The last one into the limo looked familiar. I saw my cab and walked outside still watching the group getting into the limo. As the last guy got in he looked up and caught my eye. Then I recognized him. It was Robert Pattinson.