DBZ versus The annoying Kid shows and games of today!
STORY 1: DBZ meets Pokémon
ONE DAY AT KAME HOUSE....
"La la la la la la la la POKEMON!" Trunks yelled watching TV.
"Wow did you see that he caught a Ursa.. Ur..Urs.. ahh screw it I can't pronounce these damn names anyway!" Goten said as he sat next to Trunks watching TV.
They were wearing dark blue shirts with a light blue jacket with short white sleves, blue jeans, a pair of white sneakers, a weird red and white hat, green fingerless gloves, and a belt with tennis balls painted red and white.
"What the hell are you little brats doing?" Vegeta asked leaning against the wall with his eyes closed.
They both turned to him.
"GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
"What the hell are you two fools talking about?!?" Vegeta said pulling his hair.
Goku and Gohan walked in.
"OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO!" Gohan yelled.
Goku saw what they were watching.
"MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF DENDE!" he yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WATCHING!" Vegeta screamed.
"IT'S POKéMON! NOOOOOOOO! THE MOST ANNOYING KID HYPNOTISER IN THE WORLD!" Gohan said.
Trunks and Goten ran upstairs.
The others followed them to the guest room and screamed.
The room was covered in Pokémon cards, and dolls, and toys, and tapes, and clothes.
"THEY HAVE THE POCKET MONSTER FEVER!" Goku yelled.
"Gotta be the very best..." trunks sang very annoyingly bad.
"To catch them is my test!" Goten followed.
"AHHHHH GOD NO NO!" everyone yelled plugging their ears.
"THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP IT!" Piccolo yelled running upstairs.
"LOOK A NAMEKIAN! GOTTA CATCH IT! POKéBALL GO!" Goten yelled turning his hat backwards and tossing one of the red and white painted tennis balls at Piccolo.
The ball smacked into piccolo's face leaving a huge mark sending him into a wall.
"AAAAAH GOD DAMNIT!"
Piccolo got up and tackled Goten and started beating the shit out of him.
"AHHH MY MONEY IS GONE! AHHH ALL 2,000,000,000 YEN!" Chichi yelled from downstairs.
"Sorry Mom me and trunks borrowed it to buy dozens and dozens of over priced cheap Pokemon stuff that will probably rip and be ruined within a weak or so!" Goten said as he was being beat my Piccolo.
One of goten's tennis balls hit the CD player and started an annoying Pokemon sound track.
"PICCOLO HOW DO WE STOP IT! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DENDE! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! IM GOING INSANE!" Goku screamed trying to plug his ears.
"WE HAVE TO GO TO THE SPEACIL ROOM ON DENDE'S LOOKOUT AND GO TO THE POKEMON DIMENSION AND KILL THEM ALL!" piccolo screamed plugging his ears.
Goku and Vegeta grabbed Goten and Trunks. Then they along with Piccolo and Gohan flew off to the lookout. When they landed they were frightened to see Dende was obsessed too. He was playing it on Gameboy! Trunks and Goten escaped their grips and ran to dende and started to talk mumbojumbo with Dende and about how he has pika something and he needs charawhatever and he wants Pikenchew or whatever. Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, and Vegeta fell to their knees plugging their ears screaming in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" they screamed.
They grabbed Goten and Trunks and ran through the speacil gate and were transported far far away.
***
They appeared in a grassy medow. They saw fat yellow rats and stupid looking monsters everywhere! They saw an 11 year old kid with a fat yellow rat humping his head, followed by a stupid looking girl, and a guy who looked like he was blind cause he couldn't open his eyes.
"ASH MISTY AND BROCK! WOW!" Goten and Trunks yelleed running over to them and tackling them.
"They look like me." The annoying kid with the head lovin rat said.
"WE WANT TO BE TRAINERS!" Goten and Trunks said.
Goten and Trunks started conversing with the three kids about pokemon.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta screamed.
Suddenly a girl with real long red hair and a boy with short blue hair and a cat came out and started talking.
"Brat we're heere to steal you pokémon! Muhahah!" they said.
"DIE ANNOYING BRAINWASHERS DIE BITCHES DIE! KAMEHAMEHA!" Gohan yelled firing a beam at girl, cat, and boy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they screamed and were rippeed to shreds.
"Ouch that had to hurt." the blind man said. Goten Jumped on his heead and started trying to pry his eyes open.
"HOW COME YOUR EYES DON'T OPEN! HOW DO YOU SEE! COME ON OPEN THEM UP!" Goten yelled trying to pry them open.
"OW OW OW OWWWW STOP TOUCHING ME!" the blind guy screamed.
Piccolo grabbed Goten off him and kicked Brock sending him flying. brock accidently landed in the portal.
"NO BROCK! GO PIKACHU! GO CHARIZARD!" Ash yelled.
Goku sent a beam into the girl ripping her to shreds. Pikachu sent a shock at Gohan but Gohan yawned and tapped it with his fingeer obliterating it. Pikachu ran at Gohan but Gohan just stomped on it squishing it into the ground, killing it.
The orange dragon thing started clowing fire on Vegeta.
"YOU FUCKIN IDDIOT! YOU PUT MY HAIR ON FIRE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO KEEP IT STANDING UP ALL DAY?!?!? DIE BITCH!" Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta fired a gallet gun into Charizard killing it.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HE KILLED PIKACHU AND CHARIZARD!" Ash cryed.
"SHUT UP ANNOYING FOOL YOUR KIND RUINED THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN ALIKE! KAMEHAMEHA!" Goku yelled.
He fired a kamehameha into Ash ripping him to shreds. Vegeta flew into the air and flung a beam into the earth and blew it up, the Z fighters just barely getting into the portal on time.
***
They re appeared at Dende's lookout, why was he still obessed with pokemon? They flew to Kame house and heard noises. They went into a room and saw Brock chasing Chichi and Bulma.
"COME HERE GIRLS! I LOVE GIRLS! BEAUTIFUL! COME ON IM NICE! GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER!"
"GET AWAY YOU FREAK!" Chichi yelled.
"HEEEEEELP!" Bulma yelled.
Piccolo blasted Brock into oblivion and Pokemon was erased forever.
THE END
Please write a review. This is story 1 in a whole saga.
Story 1: DBZ Versus Pokemon
Story 2: DBZ Versus Teletubbies
Story 3: DBZ Versus Digimon
Story 4: DBZ Versus Monster Rancher
Story 5: DBZ and Super Mario Brothers team up Versus Barney
Story 6: DBZ Versus Blues Clues
Story 7: DBZ Versus CardCaptors
Story 8: DBZ Versus Sailor Moon
Story 9: DBZ Versus Tenchi Muyo
STORY 1: DBZ meets Pokémon
ONE DAY AT KAME HOUSE....
"La la la la la la la la POKEMON!" Trunks yelled watching TV.
"Wow did you see that he caught a Ursa.. Ur..Urs.. ahh screw it I can't pronounce these damn names anyway!" Goten said as he sat next to Trunks watching TV.
They were wearing dark blue shirts with a light blue jacket with short white sleves, blue jeans, a pair of white sneakers, a weird red and white hat, green fingerless gloves, and a belt with tennis balls painted red and white.
"What the hell are you little brats doing?" Vegeta asked leaning against the wall with his eyes closed.
They both turned to him.
"GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
"What the hell are you two fools talking about?!?" Vegeta said pulling his hair.
Goku and Gohan walked in.
"OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO!" Gohan yelled.
Goku saw what they were watching.
"MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF DENDE!" he yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WATCHING!" Vegeta screamed.
"IT'S POKéMON! NOOOOOOOO! THE MOST ANNOYING KID HYPNOTISER IN THE WORLD!" Gohan said.
Trunks and Goten ran upstairs.
The others followed them to the guest room and screamed.
The room was covered in Pokémon cards, and dolls, and toys, and tapes, and clothes.
"THEY HAVE THE POCKET MONSTER FEVER!" Goku yelled.
"Gotta be the very best..." trunks sang very annoyingly bad.
"To catch them is my test!" Goten followed.
"AHHHHH GOD NO NO!" everyone yelled plugging their ears.
"THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP IT!" Piccolo yelled running upstairs.
"LOOK A NAMEKIAN! GOTTA CATCH IT! POKéBALL GO!" Goten yelled turning his hat backwards and tossing one of the red and white painted tennis balls at Piccolo.
The ball smacked into piccolo's face leaving a huge mark sending him into a wall.
"AAAAAH GOD DAMNIT!"
Piccolo got up and tackled Goten and started beating the shit out of him.
"AHHH MY MONEY IS GONE! AHHH ALL 2,000,000,000 YEN!" Chichi yelled from downstairs.
"Sorry Mom me and trunks borrowed it to buy dozens and dozens of over priced cheap Pokemon stuff that will probably rip and be ruined within a weak or so!" Goten said as he was being beat my Piccolo.
One of goten's tennis balls hit the CD player and started an annoying Pokemon sound track.
"PICCOLO HOW DO WE STOP IT! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DENDE! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! IM GOING INSANE!" Goku screamed trying to plug his ears.
"WE HAVE TO GO TO THE SPEACIL ROOM ON DENDE'S LOOKOUT AND GO TO THE POKEMON DIMENSION AND KILL THEM ALL!" piccolo screamed plugging his ears.
Goku and Vegeta grabbed Goten and Trunks. Then they along with Piccolo and Gohan flew off to the lookout. When they landed they were frightened to see Dende was obsessed too. He was playing it on Gameboy! Trunks and Goten escaped their grips and ran to dende and started to talk mumbojumbo with Dende and about how he has pika something and he needs charawhatever and he wants Pikenchew or whatever. Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, and Vegeta fell to their knees plugging their ears screaming in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" they screamed.
They grabbed Goten and Trunks and ran through the speacil gate and were transported far far away.
***
They appeared in a grassy medow. They saw fat yellow rats and stupid looking monsters everywhere! They saw an 11 year old kid with a fat yellow rat humping his head, followed by a stupid looking girl, and a guy who looked like he was blind cause he couldn't open his eyes.
"ASH MISTY AND BROCK! WOW!" Goten and Trunks yelleed running over to them and tackling them.
"They look like me." The annoying kid with the head lovin rat said.
"WE WANT TO BE TRAINERS!" Goten and Trunks said.
Goten and Trunks started conversing with the three kids about pokemon.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta screamed.
Suddenly a girl with real long red hair and a boy with short blue hair and a cat came out and started talking.
"Brat we're heere to steal you pokémon! Muhahah!" they said.
"DIE ANNOYING BRAINWASHERS DIE BITCHES DIE! KAMEHAMEHA!" Gohan yelled firing a beam at girl, cat, and boy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they screamed and were rippeed to shreds.
"Ouch that had to hurt." the blind man said. Goten Jumped on his heead and started trying to pry his eyes open.
"HOW COME YOUR EYES DON'T OPEN! HOW DO YOU SEE! COME ON OPEN THEM UP!" Goten yelled trying to pry them open.
"OW OW OW OWWWW STOP TOUCHING ME!" the blind guy screamed.
Piccolo grabbed Goten off him and kicked Brock sending him flying. brock accidently landed in the portal.
"NO BROCK! GO PIKACHU! GO CHARIZARD!" Ash yelled.
Goku sent a beam into the girl ripping her to shreds. Pikachu sent a shock at Gohan but Gohan yawned and tapped it with his fingeer obliterating it. Pikachu ran at Gohan but Gohan just stomped on it squishing it into the ground, killing it.
The orange dragon thing started clowing fire on Vegeta.
"YOU FUCKIN IDDIOT! YOU PUT MY HAIR ON FIRE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO KEEP IT STANDING UP ALL DAY?!?!? DIE BITCH!" Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta fired a gallet gun into Charizard killing it.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HE KILLED PIKACHU AND CHARIZARD!" Ash cryed.
"SHUT UP ANNOYING FOOL YOUR KIND RUINED THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN ALIKE! KAMEHAMEHA!" Goku yelled.
He fired a kamehameha into Ash ripping him to shreds. Vegeta flew into the air and flung a beam into the earth and blew it up, the Z fighters just barely getting into the portal on time.
***
They re appeared at Dende's lookout, why was he still obessed with pokemon? They flew to Kame house and heard noises. They went into a room and saw Brock chasing Chichi and Bulma.
"COME HERE GIRLS! I LOVE GIRLS! BEAUTIFUL! COME ON IM NICE! GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER!"
"GET AWAY YOU FREAK!" Chichi yelled.
"HEEEEEELP!" Bulma yelled.
Piccolo blasted Brock into oblivion and Pokemon was erased forever.
THE END
Please write a review. This is story 1 in a whole saga.
Story 1: DBZ Versus Pokemon
Story 2: DBZ Versus Teletubbies
Story 3: DBZ Versus Digimon
Story 4: DBZ Versus Monster Rancher
Story 5: DBZ and Super Mario Brothers team up Versus Barney
Story 6: DBZ Versus Blues Clues
Story 7: DBZ Versus CardCaptors
Story 8: DBZ Versus Sailor Moon
Story 9: DBZ Versus Tenchi Muyo