I'm seen more than a few Naruto fics where team 7 gets a different sensei, and I've decided to play around with that concept. I've also decided to make it into a little game. Here's how it will work. I am going to insert a character from an different anime/manga to be Teams 7's sensei. I will not name who it is, and the readers get to guess who that character is and what series their from. Be warned it may or not be a main character from that series. To help you along I will rewrite the team 7 meet-and-greet as well as an excerpt from one of their later missions or training sessions. After every five chapters I will name the previous five who were used.

There is no prize for getting it right, but I hope you all have fun anyway

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters

Ok, lets start.

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"... and Sasuke Uchiha." Iruka finished. "Your jonin instructor will be..." He was interrupted as the door crashed open with a bang. A literal one, as someone blew the wooden obstruction apart with a bomb. And a figure casually strode in.

"You three damn brats! Get you butts on the roof, now!"He called then casually turn and walked out.

Sakura managed to recover first "...um, Iruka sensei, who was that?"

Iruka sighed. "That was team 7's new sensei, now hurry up to the roof. Trust me, you don't want to know what happens when you keep him waiting."

After a quick scramble to the roof all three genins sat nervously in front of their weapon festooned sensei who greeted them with a fang-filled grin. "Ok brats," he smirked, "Lets get to know each other. You!" he pointed at Sakura.

"M-me?" she gulped.

"That's right damn-pinky." The devilish grin got wider as he reached into a pocked an pulled out a thin black book. "Your name is Sakura Haruno, you were highest in your class on paper tests, lowest on physicals and have a crush on the damn-emo over there."

Sasuke grunted at the appellation but said nothing.

"You dislike the damn-idiot, betrayed your best friend and are embarrassed by your complete lack of a chest." Sakura "eeped" and blushed nuclear. The demon laughed and pointed to his next victim.

"The damn-idiot is Naruto Uzamaki. You suck at everything, like pranks and noodles, want to be the Hokage, and often talk to your potted plant and call it your best friend."

'Talks to a plant? Pathetic' thought Sasuke as Naruto immediately roared a denial and Sakura giggled.

The Spiky haired man just ignored them and continued. "And the damn-emo is Sasuke Uchiha. You are the rookie or the year, dream of killing your brother, hate just about everything, and you secretly like to read trashy romance novels."

Sasuke stiffened in shock. 'How did he know?!' Meanwhile Naruto burst out laughing and Sakura blushed again, this time while making eyes at the last Uchiha and Inner Sakura whooped. "I knew he was a romantic at heart! Score!"

"Now listen up, you damn-brats. You are going to be the best genin team in the village or I'm going to plaster photos of all your most embarrassing moments all over town." the three genin gulped and shivered in fear. "Normally we need to a bunch of D-rank missions in order to get to the good stuff, but they're boring so I'll just blackmail some other teams into doing them for us. But until then," the devil's smile took on more that a little viciousness, "your going to do the training... FROM HELL! Now! Last one to training groung 21 gets set on fire!" he cackled and tossed a spread of explosive at his students, how bolted like their lives depended on it.

Which they probably did.

- (timeskip) -

Three children and one old bridge builder looked on as the jonin matched wits with "the Demon of the Mist," although the bystander did have trouble telling which was more demonic.

"Shouldn't you three be, you know, helping him?" Tazuna asked.

"No way!" said Naruto. "Sensei said stay back. I don't want to know what he would do to us if we interfered." He fussed with the hem of his new, orange-less, uniform. It consisted of a set of armored pads for the upper body, knee and elbow pads, tight pants with armoring on the thighs, over which was worn a short sleeved shirt and a helmet. All of team 7 wore a set, which wasn't as bad as it seemed because sensei had somehow convinced (blackmailed) all the other jonin sensei's into issuing their genin the same. "Sensei is scary."

Tazuna had to agree. Especially considering the explosive loving ninja had threatened to tell the builders daughter about the incident in that Rice country brothel if he even thought about trying to lie to team 7, or to weasel out of eventually paying them what the mission was really worth.

"Besides, looks like sensei's got this one in the bag." Naruto pointed over to the water where Momochi Zabuza, infamous blademaster and missing-nin, was on his knees begging the cackling devil not to tell anyone about some mix-up involving a male kabuki actor, an eyebrow waxing, and fried soba noodles.

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And that's the first one. I'll try to post the next one soon.