Tribble #2083: Naruto goes back in time. Again. Man, being a genin totaly sucks. Well, not the genin part. It's being twelve and the complete lack of, well...

...Let's just make a list, shall we?

"Why are you being so grumpy, idiot?"

"Shut the *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*, *BEEEEEEEEP*, I havn't had my morning coffee."

Naruto walked up beside an angry Sasuke. "Man, you look like a pincushion. That Haku's reflexes are almost Cyber."

Sasuke glared at him angrily. "You think you can do better?"

"Nah, looks like you're having fun."

Sasuke's eyebrows twitched.

Naruto looked up at an angry Mizuki, scrunching his face up in confusion. "So...You mean everyone hates me because of the giant fox in my stomach?"

Mizuki, taken off balance, nodded.

"...The one that says things like 'Your faith in your friends is your weakness', 'I have altered the deal; pray I do not alter it further' and 'I find your lack of faith disturbing?'"

Mizuki nodded again.

"...Man, who'd be afraid of someone who talked like that sort of *corny dimwit?!"

Mizuki fell off his tree branch. Kyuubi stopped laughing and began ranting on the greatness that is Vader.

Iruka just stood there stunned, eyes crossed in confusion, before a thought popped into his head: "Wait...Is the fox breaking out?"

"Only in hives" Naruto replied calmly, ignoring that the disease was unknown in the elemental countries.

*"So, this scary-looking dude is Itachi, a rampaging murderer who Sasuke wants to kill, because Itachi killed their family, because Sasuke's family was planning *treason, except Itachi is also a sociopath? And they're brothers? And Sasuke turned traitor to Konoha, just like Itachi, to get stronger and kill Itachi, only he's serving under an enemy of Itachi's who is weaker than him and has...a certain pedophile look about him? Besides the whole wanting Sasuke for his body thing. And I Cannot believe I just said that."

"That's...Actually a remarkably accurate summation, Naruto." Kakashi said.

"Huh. I never thought about it that way before. Awesome." Naruto then pointed rapidly at Itachi, Sasuke, Orochimaru and Kabutu.

"Soap opera star, soap opera star, Micheal Jackson and lapdog." Naruto paused. "Man, this is almost as good as Jerry Springer! Maybe even better!"

I'm getting the sinking feeling I may have accidently cribbed that last one from someone's fic. So I'm putting this notice here. If I have, please tell me - I don't plagerize.

"So...This hidden village of Sound...They want to kill us all...and you know where they are...Good thought, but too bad it won't work."

"What won't work?" Tsunade asked. "Bad idea?" Naruto's ideas varied between 'Destructive', 'Hilarious' and 'Hilarious and destructive'. Well, at least if you were a Shinobi.

"Oh, it's a great idea. It's just the timeframe." Naruto paused. "There's no way for us to build even a fission bomb in two years."

He paused again. "Well, maybe if we got some Jounins...Rigged up some protective clothing...And found some ten square miles we wouldn't miss if all the plants stopped growing and the animals died...."

Naruto paused again, then his face lit up.

"Hey! Gaara's got tons of sand where nothing lives!"

"Man, four thousand years before I can even talk to anybody who'll understand FTL theory...This bites!"

* Naruto would probably think that. Random scene. That's the plot as I understand it from teh internets.