I, am, messed, up. At least that's what you'll be thinking when you're finished reading this…
Oh! And pika's a girl in this by the way!
Pikachu: pika! Pikachu!
Ash: huh? Pikachu, what's the matter?
Pikachu was waving her arms in the air and jumping up and down to get ash's attention, she grabbed ash's pokedex and started pressing buttons
Ash: hey! Pikachu that's mine!
Pikachu pressed one more button and scanned herself with the pokedex
Pokedex: known attacks: thunderbolt, volt tackle, iron tail and attract
Ash: attract? What's that?
Misty: pikachu, you learned a knew move?
Pikachu: pika!
Ash: hmm, let's see what it does!
Ash pushed a button
Pokedex: attract, this is a move which infatuates pokemon of the other gender and makes them less likely to attack
Ash: awesome, a new move!
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
Ash: 'sigh'
ONE MOTTO LATER
Dat's right!
Ash: what do you guys want now?
Jessie: I'll give you three guesses!
Misty: um, pikachu?
James: how'd ya know?
Misty: just lucky I guess,
Ash: are we gonna battle or what?!
Jessie: okay, go Ekans!
'ping'
Ekans!
Jessie: Ekans, wrap!
Ekans moved in to wrap up pikachu but missed as pikachu jumped back
Ash: alright pikachu, time to try your new move!
Pikachu: pika! Pika, pika,
Pikachu winked and a big pink heart came floating towards Ekans
Ekans: …?
Jessie: don't just slither there, dodge!
Ekans slid out of the way and the heart continued floating in the same direction while Ekans lost to a thunderbolt and James sent out Koffing
As the heart floated, it approached Meowth who was writing down a reminder on a notepad to get more milk and it hit him
Meowth: huh, what de?
Meowth shook his head and looked around until he spotted pikachu, suddenly he started to turn red and some hearts appeared around his face, unfortunately his new found love for Pikachu was just about the exact time that they were sent blasting off
Jessie: great, next time we don't let them know we want Pikachu!
James: somehow I think they'll know!
Meowth: ah, Pikachu!
James: …?
Jessie: …?
'ding'
Ash: hmm, oh well Pikachu, maybe we'll get to try out that knew move tomorrow!
Pikachu: Pikachu! 'yawn'
Misty: well, goodnight you two!
Ash: goodnight misty!
Pikachu: pika!
Wherever team rocket are,
Jessie: goodnight James!
James: g'night Jess! G'night Meowth! …Meowth?
Meowth was scribbling on the notepad again
James: Meowth, what're you writing now?
James grabbed the paper and took a good look
James: …8(
It was about 13 pages of pictures of Pikachu and hearts
James: …Meowth are you feeling okay? Huh?
James waved his hand in front of Meowth's face but he just kept staring into space
James: …Jessie, did you drug him or something?
Jessie: …no, just go to sleep, he'll be fine!
James: …okay then,
TWO HOURS LATER
Jessie and James were fast asleep, but Meowth was still staring at the stars,
Meowth: 'sigh' I gotta find dat Pikachu, I just gotta!
Well? Do you think I'm messed up in the head yet? :D