Opposite Day
Disclaimer: Unfortunately,I don't own the Teen Titans. DC and Cartoon network does.
It was surprisingly a calm and peaceful day in Jump City. There was absolutely no criminal activity at all and all of the titans were relaxing and enjoying their day … except Robin of course. He was way too busy training to even consider calming down and relaxing because he assumed that Slade and the other villains are teaming up together to defeat them. While Robin was training, Starfire was out shopping. She wanted to bring Raven along but she refused and some how scared her away. Cyborg was polishing his "baby" while Raven was meditating. This left Beast Boy all alone in the living room bored to tears with absolutely nothing to do.
Beast Boy: "GAH, I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!!!"
Everyone ran into the room thinking that something dangerous and important was going on.
Beast boy: I'm so damn bored it is just ridiculous how bored I am.
Raven: Correction you're so damn stupid it's just ridiculous how stupid you are.
turns around to face his fellow titans. "Um can any of you dudes think of something I can do to be …. you know not bored?"
Robin: You can train with me.
Cyborg: We can play video games together.
Starfire: you can do the earthly tradition of taking care of our pet Silkie.
Raven: You can sit down shut up not annoy anyone for the rest of your life.
Beast Boy: "Heck no, I'm not in the mood, I'm not in the mood, and WTF why on earth would I want to do that! O_o.
Raven: Well you did say that you needed something to do and that's something to do.
Beast Boy: *sigh* forget it you all were a great help (ahh cant you just smell the sarcasm :).) I'll be in my room thinking of something to do if you need me.
Raven: Well If you don't mind I'm going back to medita….
Right before she could finish her sentence the alarm went off.
Raven: *sigh* well forget about that idea.
Robin: There is a robbery in jump city bank. Titans Go!!!
Robin's thoughts: I knew all of the villains were going to combine and disguise their master plan as a simple robbery.
Beast Boy bust out of the room.
"It's about time there's something to do around here!!!!!
Everyone stares at him and then they finally left.
Beast Boy: Uh was it something I said?
Beast boy then follows the other titans into the T car.
Later on in the car
Beast Boy: Are we there yet?
Raven: … no.
Beast Boy: Are you sure, we're not there yet.
Raven: yes :|
Beast Boy: Are you superfragilisticexpialidocious sure.
Raven: I swear Beast Boy if you say one more thing to annoy me I will kill you.
Beast Boy: Uh sorry Rae it's just I'm so damn bored.
Raven: What is it with you and boredom today why won't you just shut up and be bored instead of bugging the daylights out of everyone else!
Cyborg: Somebody is a little more touch than usual today huh?
Raven: If you don't shut up you will end up in a scrap heap.
Cyborg: Uh I'm going to shut up now. O.O
Raven: Good choice.
Beast Boy: OK I FINNALY KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO!!!! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU DUDES SOME JOKES!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Robin: Oh dear God No!!! D:
Cyborg: I'd rather have Raven turn me into a scrap heap then to listen to one of your terrible jokes.
Raven looked sick
Raven: Oh Trigon, I think I'm going to puke. I'd rather suffer the worst things in the universe (besides beast boy's jokes) over and over again every day of my freaking life than to Listen to your jokes.
Beast Boy: Dudes that is just mean. Words Hurt you know. :(
Starfire: I would like to listen to the joke. I find the jokes very amusing :).
Beast Boy: Gee thanks Star. :D
Starfire. You are welcome friend Beast Boy. :)
Cyborg: Ok we're here.
Beast boy: Finally, I have been waiting for 15 freakin hours.
Raven: It's only been 15 minutes.
Beast Boy: Minutes, hours what's the difference?
Raven: Don't talk to me. =_=
Robin: Alright titans you know what to do. Let's get over there and kick Slade and all of the rest of the villains evil buts.
Beast Boy: ……. Uh dude it's just a robbery.
Robin: Oh sure that's what they want you to think and then when you are into the trap you're in too deep to get out, and the titans will be destroyed FOREVER!!!!!!!
Robin starts to twitch.
Beast Boy: Dude you are totally freaking me out. O_O
Cyborg: I'm pretty sure Robin just freaked everyone out even Raven.
Everyone starts to nod slowly (except Robin).
????: Man you're even creeping me out and I'm the villain.
Everyone: who are you?
????: I'm …..
So guys what do you think? This is my first chapter of my first fanfic so don't expect much. Although Descriptive criticism is accepted, please no flaming. That's pretty much it. Next Chapter is coming either today or tomorrow.