I am on my summer holibags at last!!!! And whilst I am on holiday, I have rediscovered Young Dracula and have been sitting watching it on youtube. Healthy. I know

Disclaimer: Don't own Young Dracula

Without further ado, I present to you :

Naïve (Part One)

Sometimes, Robin hated Vlad.

He was too innocent. He complained about his father being stuck in the seventeenth century, but he wasn't much better. Sure he was a quick learner, it had only taken him a few weeks to stop saying chilly instead of cool, but there was still so much Vlad didn't understand about teenagers in Britain. He didn't know many T.V programmes, didn't own a computer or even a radio.

All Vlad talked about was being normal, but he didn't understand that he could never be normal, not even if he did become human. He was too different, he knew things others didn't know. What Robin hated most about Vlad though, was that he didn't understand love.

When his brothers wound them up about being "Gay", Vlad thought that being too happy was a bad thing in Britain, when the boys at school boasted about the girls they'd "had", Vlad looked on bemused. He had later asked Robin if, when they said "had" they meant "Had round for tea"

In fact, Robin was willing to bet that Vlad didn't even do the thing that all bored teenage boys (Apparently) do! Even Chloe! His little sister! Understood more about the "Birds and the bees" than Vlad did.

So when Vlad had invited him for a sleepover, he hadn't expected anything other than the usual avoidance of Count in a bad mood. He certainly hadn't expected Vlad to begin blushing and announce to Robin that he was in love.

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As usual, Vlad had chickened out. He had been meaning too confess to Robin, but had panicked at the last minute and told him he was in love with "someone". Robin probably thought it was one of the girls in school, or a girl the Count had set him up with or something. How could Vlad tell him it was Robin? Robin probably didn't even know that it was possible for a guy to love another guy! That kind of thing certainly didn't happen in Britain! (This is how "naïve" Vlad is) It happened in Transylvania all the time, it was surprisingly common for vampires to use their pheromones to attract people of the same sex.

When Vlad had announced that he liked someone, Robin had blinked at him a few times in pure shock, his mouth hanging open like a fish.

"Vlad!! You do have feelings!!!!!" He practically had tears in his eyes. Vlad had felt so ashamed. Poor innocent Robin, unaware of the impure things Vlad was thinking of doing to him. Robin had begun talking at high speed.

"Have you asked her out? If you haven't maybe you shouldn't until we've asked Chloe's advice. If you have where and when and how???? Ohh Vlad! I'm so proud! You finally have a chance of getting your end away!"

This last statement had had Vlad blinking at Robin in confusion

"What does that mean?! I've heard other boys using it but I didn't really know what it meant??"

Again Robin was staring at him but this time it was a different kind of shock. "You mean you don't know?…. I'll tell you when you're older."

END OF PART ONE

So what did you think? All the phrases the guys use are all some off the nice phrases the boys in my school use. And that thing that all boys apparently do? I got that little nugget from one of my male friends. If you don't know what it is you're too young too be reading this fic.

If it's a bit weird please remember that I am a teenaged girl and not a teenaged boy so it's a bit hard for me to get in their mindset!