WARNING: Launguage, Yaoi and all that other shit you love XDD NO ONE IN THIS STORY IS REAL, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE CHARACTERS DON'T BELONG TO ME...DUH XDDD This takes place 6/7 years in the future when everyone is 15/16 so its safe to say they're sophmores...however you spell it XDD Enjoy..and shit XDD

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"Okay class", began the always agitated voice of Mr Garrison. The whole class, besides me, looked up to listen to his lecture on The Boston Tea Party, or whatever the hell its called. The Brits pissed off some rednecks so the rednecks dressed up as Mexicans or whatever and poured some tea in some ocean because they all had sand in their vaginas. Thats all it is to me.

But I'm getting off track. My name is Eric Theodore Cartman, I am big boned, not fat, everyone in the school praises me, even though they don't know it yet, and I have more fun than all of my faggy ass friends combined! Sounds like I have it made, ey? Well, I did have it made...until about two weeks ago tomorrow.

You see, I was ever so nicely joking around with Butters, because he came out the day before and finally told everyone the obvious truth. He's gay. Well, anyway, I was 'teasing' him about it and he stood up to me! That gay wad actually told me, Eric Cartman, to go fuck myself and that I'm one of the world's greatest mistakes...and now, I just have this weird feeling towards him... Its not hate, but its not like. I haven't been able to look at him the same way since. He tries to talk to me and I run away, he sits beside me, I 'have to go to the bathroom'... It's something indescribable.

Thats the single reason why my life is now in turmoil. I think, somehow, that when Butters finally had the courage to stand up to me...I fell in love with him. But, I'm Eric Cartman! I hate Jews, I hate hippies, I hate poor people and I most certainly hate gay people. So, I can't be gay...for Butters, right?

...Wrong.

I don't know what this feeling is, but I'd bet my new Wii Fit game that its love... But, what would I do if anyone ever found out?! They'd never forget this!

I think I'm at the point in my life when I realize ripping on everyone for everything just isn't worth it sometimes...

"Ahaaahaaa! Kenny has to write on the back of his old notebook cuz he can't afford a new one! I bet his parents are putting out a second mortgage on their cardboard box! AHAAAHAAA!", I yelled, falling out of my chair from laughing too hard.

...Okay, maybe I'm not at that point in my life, but I'm getting close..?

Point! I think I'm in love with Butters, but if anyone finds out, my life is over... What the hell am I gonna do?!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah...it short XDD But the next chapter shall be way longer! D XDD

I hope you liked...please read more... :D

Until next time, Hayley OUT~