Disclaimer: I don't Own -Man, Hoshino Katsura owns it neither have I owned Legend of the Charm Jewels, Icebender is the rightful owner.
Warning: to enjoy even more of this story, or to simply want to read a humorous story, I suggest read Legend of the Charm Jewels as well. The address is on the screen right now. : Whoa, sound like a commercial:
Prologue
The Dark Order wasn't exactly what you call a quiet place, mostly because of the odd noises coming from the science group's experiments. These experiments frequently ended up blowing up a floor, and once even half of the Order. The science group were the oddest bunch of people gathered together, most doing paperwork under the oddest of them all, the supervisor. Supervisor Komui was the crackbox of the Order, but also the one that carried the burden of dispatching all the exorcists in different parts of the world. He was also the exorcist Lenalee Lee's overprotective older brother. And today he was also the one sleeping with his head on his desk and drooling all over important documents, fact that annoyed squad leader Reever to no end.
Komui had called four exorcists for an important, difficult and dangerous mission. Just by looking at Komui and the exorcist's faces expressing irritation, exasperation and anger, it wouldn't seem like it was this kind of mission at all. Reever sighed, looked over at the four teenagers, and prepared for what was coming. He approached the supervisor and whispered something in his ear. The Chinese man bolted upright and latches himself to his sister, wailing "Lenalee, why didn't you tell me you're getting married?"
A moment later, with a mark of a foot rammed on his face, Komui turn back seriously at them, "There are some weird happening in Japan, and I want you guys to investigate it, Level three Akumas explode by themselves as they try to reach Kyoto, we believe there's an Innocence there, and should be retrieve before any Noah appear and destroy it. You guys can leave using the ark in" he looked at the clock, "one hour, so Allen-kun, make sure you eat before you go." Allen looked sheepishly at him.
"Take care, Lenaleeeee!!!" Lenalee blushed and roll her eyes in frustration.
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Kyoto, an hour later…
"Damnit, Komui should have warned us about this!" Kanda swore as she cut another level three that was blocking their way. They just retrieve the innocent when a hoard of level three Akuma attack them out of nowhere. Lenalee was standing behind him, feeling even more helpless as her Dark Boots won't activate for some strange reasons.
Allen cutting through the enemies using his sword of Exorcism when he notice the level 2 Akuma behind Lenalee. "Lenalee, look out!" he jumped forward as the same time as Lavi did, accidentally crash onto Kanda the same time Lenalee finally able activate her Innocence, the innocence they supposed to retrieved glowed and last thing he could remember was Kanda swearing and the big black hole that just appear before he pass out.
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Thump, Thump. What happen to our beloved exorcists and what the innocence had done to them? Read next installment of "Of Akuma, Exorcist and Legend Charm Jewels."
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