This story is in First person P.O.V.

Chaos...

This is what I see around me.

To my left is Markov Dreyar, the Guild master of Fairy Tail. He is the strongest man I have ever known as well as the closest thing to a father after Igneel. So instead he's more of a grandfather. He is one of the Wizard Saints and possesses the Legendary Fairy Law.

He is defeated within 2 minutes...

To my right is Gildarts Clive, Fairy Tail's Ace mage and the strongest after the master. One of his magic is Disassembly magic: a magic so powerful that it disassembles the target into many small blocks of magic. His more well known magic is Crash magic which instead of taking apart magic or objects blows it away without a trace of it remaining.

His dense magic is the only reason his body is not torn in half.

Then there is me. Who is currently looking at the one who caused all this. Who is he?

He's Acnologia, The Black Dragon of The Apocalypse.

And I'm Natsu "Salamander" Dragneel and I'm-

IN WAY OVER MY HEAD!

"THIS IS INSANE WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, I MEAN I LOVE TO FIGHT BUT THIS IS INSANE!" I shout.

"STOP WHINING ALREADY" Oh look, gramps A.K.A. Markov is awake.

"Seriously Flame-Brain get a hold of yourself." Look Gray is awake. Gray is a Randomly stripping Ice mage.

...

*Insult registers...*

HEY WAIT A SECOND!

*...Insult realized*

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SNOW CONE " I yell angrily.

"WHAT GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EARS FIRE-BREATH!"

"OH YOUR ASKING FOR IT STRIPPER!"

"SHIT AGAIN!?"

"WILL YOU TWO GET SERIOUS ALREADY"

Even Acnologia was looking at us strangely. As if weighing the chance of our argument being louder than his attack.

Wait attack?

...Shit

A second before the explosion hits I swear I see Igneel a

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Just another uneventful day in in the realm of yokai Academy...

"OH GOD HAPPY HELP ME!"

"Aye!"

...is what I dare you to say with Natsu Dragneel involved here.

Chapter 1: The day Natsu learned stuff

Ok calm down Natsu think back one minute you and Happy are on Tenrou Island and then Igneel appears randomly.

And I'm in the Sky.

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"AAAAAHHHHHHH HAPPY HELP ME" I yell.

"Aye!" Happy exclaims as he catches me

"Oh thank you Happy"

He gently sets me down. I suddenly hear something in the distance

Maybe it's Igneel!

"Come on Happy lets go beat someone up!"

"Aye!"We both go running through the woods when suddenly...

"LOOK OUT!"

"Eh?"

BAM!

"OW!"

I feel a hard object smash into me. I'm knocked to the ground by the force of the impact. Almost immediately after the impact. After that a realization hit me.
Someone is on top of me

"Oi, I'm not a pillow so please get off." I say.

"Oh I'm so sorry," a delicate voice responds.

I look up to the voice to see a beautiful pink haired girl...WAIT!

"PINK!"

"EH?!"

"ARE YOU MY SISTER!"

She looks confused and flustered.

"What, no were not related... At least i don't think so." she responds.

oh

"wait a second WHERE IS Happy!"

I then here a muffled reply...from under the girl

"EEK!" said the girl who jumps up immediately after.

to reveal a beat up Happy.

"HAPPY! Speak to me!"

"A-Aye"

"Happy, YOUR OKAY!"

Happy suddenly jumps up as good as new, "AYE!"

I swear I felt someone sweatdrop.

"That smell-" I suddenly feel her lean on me again

My eyes light up I then say "where is it tasty!?"

"Is it fish?!" Happy exclaims.

"you see its just that... I'm a vampire,"

Eh? I suddenly feel two sharp objects pierce my neck

"AHHHHHHH MY NECK HAPPY HELP ME I'M GONNA DIE" I cry.

"Hmm what type of dressing should I put on my fish?" he wonders holding a fish.

"DARN YOU HAPPY- wait I'm still alive crisis over" I grin.

The girl acts like she didn't do anything wrong starts playing with the end of her skirt while asking if I hate vampires

"Well I never fought one so I don't think so."

"YAY!"

She jumps on me.

Happy then decides to comment "Natsu I think she likes you"

She screams,"IT TALKS!"

"Happy is not an it hes Happy!"

"AYE!"

"Ok?" she replies.

"Um is there a Building or something anywhere around here?" I ask.

"OH you mean yokai academy? Sure follow me."

"ALRIGHT lets go Happy!"

GAG ENDING

The headmaster is looking at me very creepily

"um I need an adult" I reply shakily.

"I am an adult" he says

...

I run as fast as I can