Seven-year-old Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne walking into a horror seen covered in blood that does not belong to him holding a knife "Bruce what have you done?" his aunt shrieks running into the arms of her husband, the six officers that are there focus their attention on the trombonist boy
"Son did you do this?" one officer finally ask taking two steps back away from the trembling boy who can't divert his eyes away from what was left of his loving parents laying in a blood pool
"Son, we need you to come with us'' Another officer finally said slowly approach Bruce taking the knife away bringing his hands together behind his back and handcuffing him then two officers escorted Bruce to the police car as the officer pulls out of the driveway an evil smile spread across his aunt uncles and the six officers faces
Thirteen years later
"I have been lock away for thirteenth years in this prison so I think it's time for me to leave" Bruce picking up his flowers putting them by the window
"What should I wear for my trip to Arkham City" Sitting back down on his floor to think it over striping off the close he was already wearing to his black boxers with little cherry blossoms all over
"I know" jumping to his feet ran to his door but stop quickly, he pulls out his homemade lock picking kit that he hides in a hidden compartment in the wall by the door he opens the hidden door big enough that Bruce could fit his arm through to get to the doorknob, quickly picks the five lock to his room that is meant to keep him in
("They always try to make it harder now don't they") After Bruce got done picking the last lock he let himself out he quickly and quietly walks down the upstairs hall all the drunken laughter that was happening downstairs just made it easier to get where he was going
("Great it seems like Gorge and Lanna are having another guilt trip party trying to drown their guilt away with alcohol, friends that only want your money, and all the lies that you can fit down your throat at a time") he walks to a closet that was lock but that didn't matter he quickly pick the lock he takes two steps in turns to the right crouch down remove three floor board takes a box out, he opens the box inside the box is his father suit his favorite pink button up shirt and orchid color bow tie with his mothers precious toy necklaces, putting his mothers necklaces on and shortly after putting on his father's suit pink button up shirt and bow tie they are a little big, but it still fits nicely he leave the closet walks back to his room locking himself back into his room, open a hidden passage under his bed that he's been making for the past thirteen years
Taking a deep breath in and exhaling it sharply "Well let's get going"
Outside of the handmade hidden passage
Bruce walks to his parents grave "HI mama hey daddy guess what I'm going to be doing today I'll be going to Arkham City it's been year seen you two brought me there so this time I'll be going by myself so let see what's about to happen" he gave his parents headstones a kiss and walked away without another word making his way to Arkham City and he arrives at the entrance of the city of insanity five hours later
"This place really has gone to hell" Bruce straitens his suit and enters without looking back. The Insanity, the chaos, and the madness pollute the air with their noise even thou all this insanity is happening the only thing that catches his eye is a beautiful black flower with pink and light blue teardrops all over the petals that were growing in a crack in the rode he walks up to it crouches down
"A flower as beautiful as you can still grow in a war zone like Arkham and Gotham you still believes there is still hope for the people and this place, someone just needs to know what to do huh? But in the end I can't let you grow here you'll die so one-two" Bruce brings his fist down breaking the road widening the crack, everyone that was around redirected their attention on Bruce as he digs the flower out with caution not to damage the roots to badly everyone that was watching the scene unfold in front of them they all had the same question on their faces "What is wrong with him" and "Yikes don't mess with him".
Bruce walks up to two bulky men they ready themselves "Excuse me do one of you know where I can plant this flower so it can have a better chance to survive"
The two men were caught off guard "Are you serious right now, so let me get this straight you broke a hole in the rode to dig a flower out?" man1 asked
"Ya is there something wrong with wanting everything to live?" Bruce asked
Man2 shuck his head "Well the only place where I can think to put that flower is in Poison Ivy's garden"
"Poison Ivy Garden? Alright and where is that" The men look at each other
"You're not from around here are you," Man1 asked
"Yes. I just got out of my thirteen years imprisonment and it's been sixteen years since I've been down here so I thought "this would be a good place to find something to do"
"Thirteen years? How old are you" Man2 asked
"I'm twenty years old" the two men took a step back with shock struck faces
"So getting back on topic where the Poison Ivy Garden is?" Bruce asked refocusing the two men
The two men turn away "Follow us" Bruce follow them without another word.
As Bruce made his way to Poison Ivy's garden the ten leaders of Arkham city (Joker, Scarecrow, Penguin, Bane, Two-face, Riddiler, Killercroc, Clayface, Mr. Freeze, Mad hatter) are getting together for their daily meeting and as always five of the ten Psychopaths argue over who is better then who and whose best of them all while the other five talk among each other sharing ideas and the three women are off on their own talking about whatever they talk about "All right everyone here for today daily meeting" as the briefing began Ivy tips the table over getting everyone to look at her as killing intention radiates off her
"Hey Red what's wrong" Harley and Selina backing away from her
"Someone as just entered my garden" Harley and Selina look at each other
Penguin pushing the table off of himself "Who in the right mind dare to enter your garden" he asked
"I don't know but it's been awhile since my garden has had fresh fertilizer" shivers are sent up Banes back as he tries to hide his blushing face
Ivy leaves the room making her way to her garden thugs clean up the mess Harley gets an idea "Hey Bane have you had sex with Red yet"
"What?" Bane asks, Selina tries not to laugh
"Well, you two have been dating all this time and... Harley shut up no one wants to hear one of your stupid jokes!" Joker interrupting before Harley could finish her joke, Harley leans against the wall a little sad Selina hugs her after the thugs got done cleaning everyone sat at the table to began the meeting again.
Ivy makes her way to her garden the other citizens scramble to get out of the woman's way so they won't get caught up in the woman's murder intention she gets were she was going real quick she enters her garden what left in front are a pair of shoes and socks looking down on the ground are foot prints she follows the prints into the garden as she follows the prints she couldn't help but notice that each one are really genital as if the person who made them is trying not to hurt the grass "Now where is a good place to put you, awww here is a good place for you"
Ivy bolts across the field to hide behind a tree seeing the intruder she read her vines to snap him in half she was about to until she notice the beautiful flower in his hand she watches him carefully digs a hole in the ground and lovingly place the flower in the hole as if he's handling an infant "You're going to have beautiful children one day but first things first you need to grow more and bloom even brighter and to do so you'll need water" he gets up and walks away looking for some way to water the flower after he filled the hole back up.
She follows him quietly first stopping by the flower he has just planted "You really are a beautiful one and you seem to love that man but I'm not going to promises you I will not kill him especially if he hurts my babies" quietly she follows him watching him carefully if there is even the sites attempted to hurt her babies she would kill him.
He finally finds a way to water his flower but stopping at a pear tree he patted the tree five-time and said "Excuses me I'll like to try one of your fruit" he reaches up and gently and swiftly pick a pear walks away enjoying the delicious pear Ivy checks the pear tree to see if its okay and it seems to have been happy to share it fruit with the him.
He walks back to the flower and waters it before he leaves he kisses the petals and walks away without another word leaving Ivy's garden "Hey where are my shoes and socks oh come on why did someone steal my shoes and socks... oh well there just shoes and socks" after he exits Ivy exit and off she goes back to the meeting place.
She arrives at the meeting place everyone was outside finishing up whatever conversation they had left to say "Hey Red welcome back" Harley giving her friend a big welcome back hug Cat woman did the same thing
"Did you disposed of the intruder?" Bane asked
"Yes I did" Ivy not really caring enough to look at him, Bane walks away a little bummed
Selina and Harley got closer "Did you really kill the intruder?" they asked in unity
Ivy walked away to put some distend between the three and the males when she knew they were far enough she leans agents the wall "No I didn't kill the intruder that was in my garden"
"YO" Ivy covers both of their mouths
Ivy whispered to both of them "I couldn't bring myself to kill the man"
Ivy removed her hands from "The man was so loving, he brought and planet a flower that was born in this hell hole, she is so happy out of all my babies, she loves him, he took a pear from one of my fruit trees, he was more than happy that he did and that's why I couldn't bring myself to kill him.
Harley and Seline look at one another and shrugged in unity "Well that's Red for you" making Ivy laugh
"Hey Har we're leaving" Joker yelled
"Coming Pudden! Well ladies looks like it's time for me to go" Harley gave both of them a hug jumping back words cartwheeling away, Ivy and Selina glared at Joker as Harley tried to give him a hug but he smacked her away
"Harley knows that we love her?" Selena leans against the wall with Ivy
"Yes she knows" Ivy closes her eyes look down
Joker and his group go to their favorite bar The Sad Clown
Joker and his group arrive at their bar, Bruce is there sitting at the bar with a glass of ginger ale looking over a map of Arkham City, Joker and his group walk past him no one acknowledging him except Harley ("Who is this bozo? Well at least he is easy on the eyes and of course nothing more") she snicker to herself
Joker and his group take their seat at their normal table that is persevered for them "Mysta J I got a joke. What would happen if"
One of the thugs interrupting her "Who in the hell would want to listen to one of your stupid jokes" Harley flips herself over the table bring the heel of her right foot down on the thug slamming his faced to and through the table, Bruce watched this scene unfold
"Shut ya mouth before you lose your tong privileges, now where was I" Harley sitting back in her chair, Bruce watched her closely his eye following the curves of her genital yet firm and well tone body her muscle tone only complimenting her beauty, the light reflecting off her smooth beautiful pale skin and her golden dandy lion hair, watching her breasts bounce as she told her joke made him smile the joke made him laugh out loud.
Everyone looks at Bruce as he tries to calm down and regain his ability to breath, he gives her a round of applause "What so funny pretty boy I suggest you turn around and return to your map and drink" a thug threatening him
Bruce raise an eyebrow but just shrugged it off and turns around facing his map but his eye was still locked on the beauty that was now staring at him ("Did he laughs at my joke or was he laughing at me")
Harley turns facing the table tipping back in her chair "Oh I got another one" Bruce turns his head to face her
Harley was telling her joke but haft way through the joke, Joker slammed his foot down on the table "Shut up Harley" he said with poison dripping from his teeth Harley's smile dispersers as she hangs her head in sorrow she gets up from the table and sits down at the bar three seats from Bruce as the Thugs laughs at her. Bruce now seeing an opportune he jumps one seat closer to Harley, she doesn't notice he drags his map and drink to him, he jumps one more seat closer this time she does notice as he drags his map and drink to him he looks down at his map now only one bar stole separated the two there is no word exchange meant between them
("Well if ya not going to say anything why did you move closer to me") she shacks her head and looks at Joker until she felt a genital poke on her left cheek of her face she turns her head as he pulls away
He gave her a heartwarming smile "What do ya want?" she snapped at him
"I got a stupid joke for you," he said playfully she raised a questioning eyebrow he told her his stupid joke making her smile
"Wow now that was a stupid joke" Harley resting her head in her right hand
Bruce shrugged his shoulders "Well it might have been stupid but it got you to smile again so I guess it wasn't all that bad" he said flirting with her.
The two flirting making each other laugh and just enjoying each other as if they were the only two in the room, unannounced to the two they have been watch the whole time "Is that guy insane does he not know who he's flirting with"
Joker sitting straight up in his chair "Boys bring the pretty boy over to join us" joker kicking the chair across from him away from the table as an invention, the five thugs get up and made their way to the bar was Bruce and Harley have been enjoying each other one of the thugs placed his hand down on Bruce's shoulder interrupting the good mood that Harley is in
"Hey, pretty boy is boss wants to talk to you" the thug pointing at the Joker with his thumb Bruce looks in the direction where the thug was pointing his eyes meeting up with a very angry clown.
Bruce shrugs his shoulders getting up from the bar "Excused me" taking her hand planting a gentle kiss on the back of her hand everyone's jaw drops a blush spread across her face
He goes over sits down in front of the Joker an awkward silence falls in the bar as the two are having a staring contest "Your new here aren't you" Joker breaking the silent and losing the staring contest
"Yes I am I arrived today" Bruce simply said, Harley, sitting on the bar now watching nervously
"So what brings you here to the Hellhole named Arkham City" Joker now asked in his normal happy tone
"I'm looking for a way to save Arkham" another silent falls but after ten seconds Joker and everyone in the bar starts busting up laughing excepted for Harley
"...Ha hahaha Wow it's been years séance I've laughed like this you. hohohoho You're too much" Joker stopped laughing slamming his fist down on the table and the room fell silent
"So you're saying there is a way to save a dead land like this" Joker's expression changed to a deadly
"There must be away and I'm looking for it," Bruce said calmly unaffected by the changed in Joker, Joker snapped his fingers
Two thugs slammed Bruce to the table, he allowed this "Now listen here pretty boy you're new here so this is a warning keep your mouth shut stay between the lines I've drawn or you'll never laugh again at one of Harley's stupid jokes"
("Harley?") Bruce looks over at her sitting on the bar gripping the edge of the bar as if she's holding herself back, he sends her a smile that makes her blush and looks away
Bruce stayed silent for a little while gathering his thoughts "Do you think I'm here to be your underling?"
"Of course you're here to become my underling because no one but me and everyone under me is allowed in this bar" Jokers voice returning to it creepy happy tone
"Well sorry to burst your bubble but I'm only here to study the map of Arkham that you keep here, I have no intention to join you and your group" Jokers smile disappears
"Well then let's get read of the trash" Joker pulled out his pistol, Bruce grabs the tabled and lodge in into Joker's right leg braking it he let out a scream of pain as he fell to the ground, Bruce flips himself over throwing the two thugs that "pin" him to the table across the room one of the thugs head went into the wall the other three thugs run at Bruce each one throwing a punch be he easily dodged each punch, he grabbed two of the thugs by the back of the neck raising his right leg kicking the third thug in the lower jaw sending him into the sealing knocking him unconscious flipping on top of the other two thugs splitting his weight between them balancing himself slammed their heads together knocking the two thugs unconscious another thug ran behind Bruce came swinging with a table he easily dodged the thug swing again to the right Bruce meet his swing with a left hook and the table exploded thug stood there trembling holding what was left of the table Bruce takes one step forward at the thug and he turns to run away but runs into the supported beet of the building knocking himself unconscious
Joker sitting up pointing his gun at Bruce laughing "You are just so much fun" He said pulling the trigger Bruce doges the bullet and before Joker can pull the trigger again Bruce kicks the gun away grabbing the joker by the collier a smile the sacred him spread across Bruce face he quickly spins around slamming the joker to and through the floor of the build. Bruce straiten his hair wipes off his suit and walks away from the fight stopping in front of Harley takes her hand in a gentle manner and kiss the back of her hand yet again and walks out of the Sad clown bar without another word
Harley looks at the bartender with blush lighting up her face "Well it looks like someone fun has come to town"
The bartender replied "If you say so"
Outside of the Sad Clown Bar
("Well that could have gone better") Bruce walking in a crowd as an ambulance that read 'Ha Ha Ha Ha Hospital'
Selina is walking in the crowd only five houses down from Bruce ("There is nothing fun to do in this hell hole anymore") walking deeper into the crowd
("What should I do to entertain myself all the big shots that "run" this hell hole are no longer fun, I love Red and Harley but everything between us has gotten routine there is no more spark no fire great just great...") Selina spotting something shiny around Bruce's neck
("Well hello handsome I'll be taking the necklace you wear") Selina and Bruce pass each other not making eye contacted she swipes Bruce's mothers necklace away and walks down the road laughing to herself
("Easy as always") A whistle behind her trying to get her attention but she ignores it then a sharp pain in her butt making her jump and turn to the man she just stole from
"I think you lost something" Bruce holding Saline's choker that she normally wears, she brings her left hand to her throat
"Trade you" Bruce throwing Selina choker back to her she catches it and puts it back on
"Your not all that bright are you?" Bruce raises an eyebrow in questioning
"Let me guess I'm going to haft to chase you aren't I?" Selina having a questioning look on her face when she breaks out in laughter
"Oh don't worry I'll give you a ten-second head started" Hearing this just made her laugh even louder she clutched her stomach
She finally pulling herself together "Wow you're too much, let me make a wild guess you're new around here aren't you?"
"Yes I am I arrived today, I don't know exactly how long ago but the sun is setting and I need to find a place to sleep before it gets too dark, so please return my mother's necklaces" Selina looked at the necklaces then at Bruce then a smile spread on her face
"No" She dropped the necklaces between her breasts
"Well then that just me I'm going to have to catch you" Selina ran down the road
"10, 9, 8, 7" Selina getting farther away
"6, 5, 4, 3" Selina is now ten buildings away
"2, 1, 0" Bruce was after her in a heartbeat
("There is no way he can keep u..." Selina looks to her left and there he is, she jumps using her whip to send her flying over the buildings, Bruce slingshot himself after her she landed on a build rooftop 50 miles away Bruce right behind her tackling her pinning her to the rooftop he crossed his arms behind her driving his fist into the building making sure she didn't get hurt
"I got you kitty" Selina shocked, Bruce pick Seline up putting her back on her feet
"Wow that is the first time any male ever kept up with me" Bruce raise an eyebrow in question
"the First male?" he asked
"Men here are no fun in this hell hole," she said hopscotching on the roof
Bruce tipped is head to the left looking confused "Okay I don't know what you're talking about"
"So anyways what are you up to right now" Selina getting up close and personal
"I'm looking for a place to stay" Bruce looking deep into Selina's eyes with a genital loving shine that she has never seen before in his eyes making her heart skip a beet
"Why don't you come to my place to stay" Selina drawing hearts on his chest
A blush and a smile spread across his face "Don't make thing to easy for me"
She hid her blushing face from him "You don't want to take the easy route?"
"I rather have you feeling important then have a one night stand" Bruce holding Selina close just making her face light up like a stop light she buried her face deeper into his chest
After she recovers she pushed away turning her back on him "You know I was fine with a one night stand"
"I think it's about time for you to find someone who would put your happiness before their pleasure" she turns slightly in his direction gave him a wink and jumped off the building using her whip to swing to the next building
Bruce watching her leave "Thank you!" he yelled at her
She stops in her tracks she turns to face the man with love in his eyes "For what?"
"For helping me find a place to stay" She laughs to herself and jumped swing away without another word
("Well today has been very eventful first I walked into a beautiful garden second I was followed around by a beautiful green-skinned woman, third I meet a beautiful fun and creative woman named Harley, fourth I got into a fight with a wired man named Joker? And now fifth I meet and played with another beautiful cat-like woman") Bruce making a makeshift little hut as he smiled to himself
("I wonder out of the three women I meet today which one is going to be my queen and heck I wouldn't mind if all three of them would become my queen")
Bruce letting out a sigh ("Quit being selfish Bruce you'll be blessed to have one of them but asking for all three that's asking for too much")
He finished building his hut he laid down under it ("Thank you for today")